Old Croydon

The greatest place ever. In Pennsylvania right outside of Philadelphia, Old Croydon AkA OC is a small town. Known for having no sidewalks it is an old style type of place. Best known in OC is the Croydon Knights and Croydon Pizza, among many other highlights. Many sports take place but the main ones are Basketball and Football. Basketball is mainly played at CVS courts and football is played wherever.
Many terms have stemmed from Old Croydon like Croydon Bounce and Croydonish.

Jon:Wheres the sidewalks?
Brian:Sidewalks?, were in Old Croydon

by OldCroydon April 5, 2009

Dull Crayon

A dull crayon is most obviously a crayon which is dull. This word can also be used as an insult because just like nobody likes a dull crayon, nobody likes the person called a dull crayon.

Don't talk to him, Collin is a dull crayon.

by definerofworlds June 21, 2010

Crayons and Onions

To smell musty or generally unpleasant.

Ex 1:
Guy 1: Hey man, I just got back from the gym.
Guy 2: Damn dude. You need to take a shower, your crayons and onions!

Ex 2:
Guy 1: Dude, smell my arm pits.
Guy 2: Ugh, crayons and onions!

by Mr. Friendly Guy June 22, 2009

crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard

God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019

Big Brown Crayon

A big, hard turd!

Last night I dropped a big ass-bomb, when I flushed it there was bowl graffiti. The art of the Big Brown Crayon!

by Jesterger September 14, 2010

Smooth brained crayon eating ape

Retail investors who invested in GameStop. They demanded a change from the SEC to ban PFOF(Payment for order flow) which was invented by Bernie Madoff and used by Citadel and company to manipulate markets. drsgme.org

Smooth brained crayon eating apes are making DD's on r/Superstonk.

by fellowApe June 11, 2022

nature's crayon

Shit smeared around, particularly on the inside of a toilet cubicle.

I really needed to take a dump but someone had written on the toilet walls and seat in nature's crayon.

by Doublespeak Dictionary April 6, 2017