someone who is so fucking shady that in time their footsteps have become silenced and their names forgotten along with this they can never be photographed after assuming the role.
by C.C. Deville September 02, 2007
by Jeff Hsiao May 09, 2004
a man, usually middle aged (who doesn't drink), who makes it a point to hang out where younger attractive girls hang out(usually a bar) in the hopes that they have even the slightest possibility of scoring.
Jay doesn't drink but hangs out at the bar hoping to find a woman he can score with. What a coochie crawler.
Tom and I went to the bar yesterday. I got hammered but Tom doesn't drink, he just went along to coochie crawl.
Tom and I went to the bar yesterday. I got hammered but Tom doesn't drink, he just went along to coochie crawl.
by knowsallaboutit 31 September 01, 2010
Someone who embarks upon 'pub crawls' in which they travel from pub to pub in the hope they will become so intoxicated that they will have to crawl.
"Man Tom Lawler got so drunk on that pub crawl he probably impressed everyone in Oxford!"
"He's a legendary pub crawler"
"He's a legendary pub crawler"
by Thomasdelacroixlawler May 31, 2013
Carrion Crawlers look like giant mealworms, with long nasty tentacles around their mouths. when these tentacles strike, the victim is often paralyzed. while the carrion crawler dines on dead victims, it's never adverse to a little fresh meat.
by Smurf August 18, 2004
After Jim-Dandy kicked Buffy's ass out of the crib, she turned into a righteous curb crawler, peddling her skinny white ass on the street to get a fin for another rock of crack. She wound up sleeping in a Port-a-Potty downtown until some anonymous john slit her thoat.
by Twathenge April 10, 2006
"where did all of your beer come from"
"my knuckle crawler friend reggie dropped it off at the window"
"my knuckle crawler friend reggie dropped it off at the window"
by reggie999 February 12, 2017