Drunkel Craig'd

When your Uncle Craig commits an act in a drunken state that affects you in some way.

I got Drunkel Craig'd this weekend when Drunkel Craig hit a rock with his boat and I had to pull his boat across the lake.

by Notdrunkelcraig July 3, 2017

A Craig David

(Or more aptly, 'Doing A Craig David') A situation arises from which you need to distance yourself from; i.e. 'walking away'.

I have troubles in my life, so I'm doing a Craig David

by theslaughterhouseblog October 30, 2017

Malcolm Craig

Actor and musician who has been seen in The CW's Frequency and A&E's Bates Motel. He performed as a percussionist with a band called Calpurnia.

How would you describe Malcolm Craig?
Curly hair, really tall, funny, really good drummer. @drumboym

by fangirlr December 25, 2018

Craigslist Penis Effect

Personal success philosophy based on the observations that

a) any g-rated women-seeking-men Craigslist ad will be met with dozens and dozens of e-mails that are just penis pics, and

b) a "real" email will automatically be better received than the penises.

The wisdom of observation is that a little effort will automatically put you ahead of all the idiots. From personal finance blogger Ramit Sethi.

According to the Craigslist Penis Effect, wearing khakis, not sweatpants, to the fleamarket will make you super stylish by comparison.

by Shanthrax138 February 18, 2010

craigslist

A terrific community website that started in San Francisco California and is run by a programmer named Craig Newmark. On Craigslist you can find a place to live, sell your car, find a job, rant & rave, find love, or just get laid. Craig has since set up sites for several major cities across the USA and a few major cities around the world.

She arrived in San Francisco, found an apartment on Craigslist, sold her car on Craigslist, found Mr. Right Now a few times on Casual Enconters, and then found love, all on Craigslist.

by I'm Not Craig February 7, 2004

Jonny Craig

A pillar of a man, knows how to treat women right

Ex. Damn he pulled a Jonny Craig, what a guy

by User#13:) April 16, 2020

Jenny Craig

A place where people go with intention to lose wait, but lose money instead.

I went to jenny craig and lost 50 dollars in 5 minutes!

by Lord Lucas Ryan June 11, 2006