Crapters

Purposefully brief chapters within a novel that can be read to completion during a bowel movement giving the reader a sense of accomplishment.

Dude, even with my attention deficit and high fiber diet I tore through my assigned reading in like three days because this book was only 12 crapters.

by Lingua Franco March 27, 2011

Crater-shat

A crater-shat is a woman or young teenage girl that has a face that is both hideously ugly and revolting and covered in slews of pimples but at the same time, has the confidence to persue a man that obviously would never be caught dead near the disgusting woman.

Crater-shat , ugly, freak, pimply, overconfident

by AndrewHall January 26, 2009

crater-beering

When you suck beer out of someone's belly button.

Ew, Kevin is crater-beering Sophia.

by FIREITUPBOYS April 19, 2018

craftedri

tiktok user craftedri, they are cool and have amazing cosplays oh and they also made the “haha uleanra you are banging my abuser” thing but other than that they are just amazing

“hey have you heard of craftedri?”
“yeah, they’re pretty cool!”

by manifoldtwt June 15, 2021

man crater

When your friend from Cave Creek goes to Casey Moores with an affliction t-shirt two sizes to small, and you see the shape of his Armenian belly button crater as he hits on the wait staff..

"Dude! Your man crater is bigger than a pot hole on the I-10. Please go to Kohls and get an EXTRA medium.."

by Yellowbird92 May 21, 2014

Hand crafted specimen

built like a machamp

I’m one real hand crafted specimen

by Machamp69 October 11, 2021

crufter

An ugly person, i.e. a dog.
Derivation: Crufts dog show, UK.

Northern British English

"Her boyfriend's a right crufter."

by Sheffield January 28, 2007