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Internet Cafe

A place where lonely adolescent males go to get there their rocks off to a game of counter strike. And eat there sorrow away well their at it.
" I have a reached a new level of anti-social with the new internet cafe down the street"
by cooliofoolio13425 January 14, 2015
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Carfed

To have come (meaning ejaculated, not arrived) and barfed simultaneously.
Mark was so drunk, he fucked a chick so ugly he carfed himself.

Mark found out he had food poisoning while gettin some head and he carfed all over her face.
by scrumpyzebra April 23, 2010
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Craft Rule

The Craft Rule states that if you play a video game with the word "craft" in it, then you are at least partially a nerd.
Man 1 - "Dude, you want to play Minecraft, Starcraft, or Warcraft? I have them all at my house."
Man 2 - "No, and you really need to respect the craft rule."
by DTthe4th October 1, 2013
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café crawl

Going from one café to the next within a city or town
We went café crawling in Brooklyn.

"...café crawl through Amsterdam..."
by Blahblahbinny November 2, 2015
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Café Kréyòl Show

Café Kréyòl or Café Kréyòl Show is an organization and also known as a tv show that is only interesting in music showcases, acoustic unplugged, comedy showcases, culture, and foods. The event is every Friday afternoon and people have access to live music performances and more for only $20 per Friday.
Café Kréyòl Show was launched in Cap-Haïtien by Bon Déjeuner! Radio?
by Mikee Brown September 28, 2018
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Café Aesthete

A group of crackhead from Wattpad. They worship the goddess Jiji.

Alternatively titled: Jinsung's Harem.
Random: Those Café Aesthete bitches are taking all the slots in discovery.
by ppsithurisms January 4, 2020
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Craephus

Craephus is a big and strong barbarian dragonborn. She has an ice breathe and can freeze anyone instantly. She is funny and nice. If you have a Craephus in your life, don't let go of them.
1. Wow Craephus, you froze all those boxes Messiah lit up!
2. Craephus just froze all these kobolds in one shot! She'll keep them for later.
by Cosmic Toasties May 14, 2021
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