cousin fucker

The name you call someone who has sexual relations with their cousin. Yes, sexual relations.

Brandon: OMG! You're a cousin fucker!
Me: I AM NOT! Just because everyone says my cousin is hot and he wants to get in my pants, does NOT mean I fucked him!
Brandon: Nah, you fucked him.
Me: HE WISHES!
Brandon: Yeah OK...cousin fucker.
Me: GRAWR! (eats Brandon)(or not)

by puts the scene in obscene February 5, 2008

Sex Cousin

Someone that's had sex with someone who's had sex with someone you have. Can be up to 4 times removed.

Girl 1: Me and Jenny are sex cousins.
Girl 2: How?
Girl 1: She had sex with John, who had sex with Sarah who had sex with Colin who had sex with me.

Girl 2: So 3 times removed then.

by sexcousinwiththequeen July 9, 2010

Jeon Cousins

Jeon cousins (or Jeon siblings) are Bts Jeon Jungkook and LOOΠΔ Jeon Heejin. Loonarmys call them like that, because their last name is Jeon and their animal is the rabbit. So they’re basically the same human, but with different genders. Also Jungkook and Heejin are the most popular idols out of their groups.

If you see anyone on Twitter or Instagram using this ship name, don’t attack them. It’s only a joke and they’re not really cousins.

I don’t ship Jikook, I only ship the Jeon Cousins !

by stanloona October 17, 2019

"and then my cousin got murdered..."

The new phrase that one should say to spice up a lame story instead of "And then I found five dollars."

Originated from an entry on www.fmylife.com where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."

A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.

Carson: "I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied and..."
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"

by Marilyn Beale April 28, 2009

Whats Buzzin Cousin?

slang term used to ask how someone is or how they are doing, plus a new way to greet someone.

Andy:Whats Buzzin Cousin?
Brett:Not shit, you?
Andy: I'm good, and it's ironic how you are my cousin
Brett: you are right, that is pretty crazy

by Ya Boy Trax July 4, 2010

fucking cousin

n. A relative so distant it is safe to engage in sexual relations without fear of incest.

She's dating her cousin, but don't worry, he's a not a kissing cousin, more of a fucking cousin.

by Maureen O'Connor July 10, 2004

custard cousins

Two or more people who have had sex with the same person.

We both squirted our custard into her. Now we are custard cousins.

by electricmonk July 1, 2008