Coupon Elboe

Due to a recent new show,women are clippong coupons everywhere. This constant cutting has caused elbow pain and the inability to perform certain sexual acts due to pain.

My wife can't jerk me off, her coupon elboe is bothering her.

by blue ball1 August 23, 2011

clipping coupons

Code word for having cyber sex.

I was clipping coupons with a hot girl on Skype last night!

by jessielou910 April 3, 2016

love coupons

Love coupons are used for sexual acts between husbands and wives, and boyfriends and girlfriends. Usually received on Valentine's Day, anniversaries, and birthdays.

Jack gave a love coupon book to Sarah for her birthday. Sarah chose the Alaskan fire dragon. Love coupons: sexual acts between soul mates.

by Chip muncher 1018 March 26, 2017

Coupon Orgasm

The excitement that ensues after using a coupon!
In other words it is the pleasure one feels after saving money from a coupon!!!

Tom has a coupon orgasm every time he saves money at Carl's Jr!

by joshyjosh's Girl June 15, 2008

Balanced Couponing

The act of committing coupon fraud with out actually saying you are.

Example 1: Useing a gain laundry detergent coupon on Gain dish liquid.

Example 2: The main practice for coupon groups such as couponing at dollar general too! and all the too! groups.

Example 3: They way of couponing that www.whatsyourdeal.com promotes as legit couponing.

I'm going to use a gain laundry detergent coupon on gain dish liquid because it's balanced couponing even though it's not for the dish liquid.

by CouponPolicyPolice February 18, 2017

Danish Coupon

Probably the most fantastic thing on the face of the earth. It is so fantastic that you can't even explain what it is to a person that isn't awesome enough to know what it is.

That's a danish coupon

by Danish Coupon February 28, 2009

Hooker Coupon

A fifty dollar bill.

-I'd be happy to cash your check. Would you like big bills or small bills?
-Hooker coupons, please.

by Dr. Winchester Thundercock June 1, 2010