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Hong Kong Cattle Buyer

A girl that will only have anal sex to avoid the possibility of getting pregnant.

This is in reference to China's recent method of importing cattle through Hong Kong (the back door) to avoid regulations that are applicable to importing to mainland China.
I heard Jenny is a real Hong Kong Cattle Buyer so I think my odds of having anal tonight are 100%!

Let's see if we can find a pair of Hong Kong Cattle Buyers at the bar tonight and get our dick's dirty.
by MCIWS January 19, 2011
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cattle

A large group of nasty, often hideous, girls, or whales of human female form, who graze and eat most of the day and go nutty for boy bands and chocolate bars.
"Don't sit at that table, that is where the cattle sit, you don't want to go near them, you might be eatin."
by slopass December 1, 2003
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Big hat no cattle

The unofficial motto of the state of Texas
As with most people in Texas he is just big hat no cattle
by Trout monkey March 14, 2011
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Cotterman

The greatest person in the world, everyone loves him and he rules everything.
I love Cotterman.
by Andrew July 14, 2003
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cattle toe

(noun): a variant of the urban camel toe caused not by the tension of a woman's clothing but by the sheer force of her protruding body fat
Whoa! Check out that cattle toe...she must be 400 pounds!
by JournalNewsProgeny January 18, 2008
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Cottleston Pie

A pie that is mentioned by Winnie the Pooh Bear in his philosophical piece, the Tao of Pooh. Used by him as a response to various riddles including, "Why does a chicken, I don't know why." So use this as an answer to anything.
Example: Joe- How do you use these condoms?
Mary- Cottleston, cottleston, cottleston pie.

Teacher- What is the square root of 56.9?
Student- Cottleston pie.

Dood- What is the meaning of life, the universe,
and everything?
Me- 42 cottleston pies.
by bezgurl February 13, 2006
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Chottle

A type of Afghan cuisine. Chottle can come in many forms, but is most commonly known in western cultures as an alcoholic treat.
Mustafa, eat your Chottle or you will not be allowed to play with the goats.
by Shalleeeeeeefffff August 21, 2009
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