closet bisexual

bisexuals who are in the closet or refuse to except that they are bisexual

Julie is a total closet bisexual !

by dicksoutforH September 12, 2016

closet shrink

The phenomenon of molecular level change that takes place in clothing items that have been hanging in the closet for inordinate amounts of time without use, causing a reduction in the size and shape of such items.

I have some clothes in my closet that have succumbed to closet shrink, and they no longer fit.

by anonymous June 3, 2017

Closeted Gay

"Someone who hasn't outed their sexuality yet"

Al is probably a closeted gay.

by uwufuuuuj August 30, 2017

curry comet

A hard constipated shit forced out by a spicy meal containing curry.

Bob: did you finally shit? Your farts were really getting stale.

Jesse: OMG yes!! I ate spicy jungle curry last night that forced it out this morning.

Bob: yeah that's a curry comet!! Works every time.

by Flapjack27 December 29, 2013

Cats in your closet

It basically means “body count”. It’s how many girls you’ve slept with.

“Bro, how many cats are in your closet?”
“I can’t be with him, he has so many cats in his closet.”
“Cats in your closet.”

by KittyCloset February 22, 2020

Closet Nymph

A girl who appears to be a prude, innocent, and conservative, but in reality she thinks of sex all the time and pictures dirty scenarios in her head throughout the day.

Stephanie: I literally can't stop thinking about sex, its all I can think about.

Jasmine: I know exactly what you're going through, I have had sex dreams for 2 weeks in a row. I'm such a closet nymph.

by The Secret Prude October 28, 2012

closet

(adj) Describing an aspect that one keeps rather private or completely secret, usually due to fear of social rejection. Commonly used in reference to homosexuality, but not exclusively.

"Yep, my brother has his guilty pleasures when it comes to music. He's closet hair metal fan, believe it or not."

by Bill M. September 20, 2004