Coach Mike

Coach Mike is a bald, loud , annoying homosexual with 10 foot earlobes.

"God dammit Ramon, pull your head out of your ass! My name is Coach Mike!"

by richyoungprodigy March 9, 2017

Costco

A collosal store that sells items in bulk. They also sell large items like bouncy castles or basket ball hoops. They also sell the BEST hotdogs!

Mum can we go to Costco?

by shoethousond October 19, 2019

P.E. coach

A douchedick that is 60lbs over weight yet still has you run a mile a day and climb a rope which, I'm pretty sure, isn't even strong enough to hold his fatass. Yet he makes you run faster and harder to make you lose weight and to stay healthy, while he sits in a chair on the side timing you and drinking a diet soda.

"My P.E. coach had me run 3 miles today in 2nd hr"

by Imkool136 April 4, 2015

Costco Lunch

going to the store Costco with no intention of buying anything, except to walk around and eat all the free samples

#1: Dude, the other day I forgot my money at home so I had to eat a Costo Lunch.

#2: The other day I had to sneak around Costco stealing free samples, making sure the people didn't recognize me...what a Costco Lunch!

by cooooooooooooolbeans June 2, 2010

Coachillin

1. (verb) - to be in a pure state of bliss while surrounded by your friends and loved ones on an amazing journey of art, music and dancing.

2. the act of going to, or hanging out at, Coachella Music Festival, Indio CA.

Zaffiro: "Where are you? I just got to the festival"

Cunana: "Yo! We're Coachillin in VIP"

by PositivePanda May 10, 2011

Costcohol

1. A quantity of alcohol of at least a handle, 1.75 L, in size which has been purchased at a wholesaler for below liquor store prices.
2. Wholesaler's own brand of alcohol...in the case of Costco, Kirkland signature.

"Yo, that handle of Jack must've set you back 55 at the liquor store..."
"Nahh, man. It's Costcohol; 28 dollars."

"You buy that all for yourself?" "It's Costcohol for the party"

by JaCeph86 January 12, 2008

the cossack

A highly advanced version of the basic tea bag manoeuvre where the executer performs a traditional Slavic dance whilst dipping his ball bag in and out of the recipient’s mouth.

I was tea bagging her and I thought - hey i'm gonna involve the Cossack.

by Beastman and Skeletor March 20, 2008