CortexPE

A great person that teaches programming to his students, aka @CortexPE (Twitter)

CortexPE is my teacher!

by Rick & Morty October 3, 2017

Coited

Getting laid, bumpin' nasties, makin' the beast with two backs, etc. Coit is based on the name of an old game called Quoits where you throw a rope or metal ring over a peg (like when you play horseshoes).

Get coited and die.

by Bored Silly December 28, 2008

Nike Cortez

A shoe created by Nike in 1972 that is used by mostly Mexican gangsters. Even though it is a old shoe, it is still very popular among Chicano gangs all over California. When wearing this shoe, you don't have to say you gang bang, people already assume you do when you wear it on your feet. If you don't know what you are getting into when wearing these shoes, don't wear them. You will regret it.

Stranger1: "Hey, look at that guy. He is wearing cortez's. I heard the Nike Cortez is affiliated with Mexican gangs. What gang do you think he belongs too?"

Stranger2: "I think he is a Norteno. Look at the Nike Swoosh, it's red"

Stranger1: "Yeah, you're right."

(Both walk away looking at him suspiciously.)

by TheFoundingFatherL September 7, 2013

corned beef curtains

When a female muff has been through the wars and looks more like a pile of 'corned beef' than anything else

eeewhhh your fanny looks like's a pair of 'corned beef curtains'

by specialk July 23, 2003

cortadito

Strong coffee beverage served hot at Cuban cafés, often sweetened. Similar to Italian espresso.

guy #1: "Hey man, you gotta drive home after this; wanna stop at Dunkin' for some coffee?"

guy #2: "Sure, I'd love to crash into a tree on the way back... on second thought, let's stop at this Cuban place for some cortaditos."

by archiprosody May 18, 2013

who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy

Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

by EugeneShaniquaLaqueeshaMcChan April 22, 2011

corned beef explosion

A chick with an abundant quantity of labia resembelling a buffet of corned beef.

that broad has a huge mound, must be a corned beef explosion in there

by cunnypro February 25, 2006