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Cornflake 

A specific type of booger, resembling a traditional cornflake cereal piece. Typically obtained by depressing one's finger firmly, into the septum of the nose. It is generally made up of standard booger, dried blood and sometimes scab like material.
"Dude, get your finger out of your nose. What are you, digging for gold?"

"Oh man, check out this cornflake..."

"Woah. That's awesome."
Cornflake by P. Rat January 14, 2017
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cornflake 

An old, tired Conservative, or Republican, that whines about everything.
Mitch McConnell is such a cornflake!
cornflake by MacKat007 July 10, 2018

Cornflake 

A term used to describe the tri service cap badge worn by new recruits in the Canadian Forces. Also a term of derision for recruits themselves.
"The shitter is backed up and there's shit all over the place."

"Get a cornflake to clean it up"
Cornflake by CFgrunt March 14, 2012

CornFlake 

A Cornflake is best used to describe a Trump Supporter on social media. Not a republican or conservative, there's a difference. Just like Cornflakes, Trump supporters are politically bland with ideas, emotionally brittle if spoken against, and mentally ridged when expressing themselves. Up close they may be unique, but when you deal with them on social media, they all blend together till you can't tell the difference between them. Their cleverness when they comment on posts only goes as far as using words like "libatard", "Obummer", and "MAGA".... All just to defend a person that is not fit to be president.
Person 1 "Hey did you check out that fake news story on that Fox News link I sent you?"

Person 2 "No way... There's nothing but Cornflakes in those posts making excuses about Trump, and pretending to use facts.
CornFlake by TruthBeTold! August 2, 2017

Cornflake 

A person who rarely deviates from the foods they are accustomed to.
He's a total cornflake, all's he eats is Kraft Dinner and Hotdogs
Cornflake by picodog June 26, 2010

cohenflakes 

The punchline of a joke written by lineage.
"what are the favourite cereal of the people of jewish religion...cohenflakes"
cohenflakes by groyperAF December 11, 2021

Cornflake cake 

Similar to a creampie, but instead both partners have dandruff in their pubes thus causing flakes to mix in with the pie
Last week I made a cornflake cake with my girlfriend