shat in your cornflakes

When someone’s being a moody fucker you might use this phrase to find out why

Mia:*being a daft moody bugger*
Claudia: who’s shat in YOUR cornflakes?

by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019

fart on your cornflakes

Synonymous to raining on your parade.

Anna: I can't wait to see that new Mathew McConaughey, Kate Hudson movie.

Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.

by m.c. phatback December 1, 2009

Rape your cornflakes

A word to define anything negative, can be used in a variety of context.

"I will rape your cornflakes!"
"I was playin MW2 and this guy raped my cornflakes."
"Wow, you look like someone raped your cornflakes. You okay?"

by that short kid May 9, 2010

soggy cornflake nigga

said in the braveheart/little john song "quick to back down" i think it's a loose term for a pussy, aka softy, aka pansy, aka fag, aka Nick Turner (aha!jk), aka queer, aka homo...

listen to the song cause it is one sweet song homes

by corndizzle September 24, 2004

Crunchy Nut Cornflakes

Yummy, addictive cereal made by Kellogs. They have ads like: "are you a crunchy nutter" and "get home, have some"

person 1: I really want something to eat
person 2: have some crunchy nut cornflakes!
person 1: nah, I'm not a crunchy nutter.

by KK-chan August 2, 2008

Puerto Rican Cornflakes

Generic Saltine Crackers

"Tito share your Puerto Rican Cornflakes with your brother he needs to eat before he goes to school"

by Bean Eater May 29, 2008

Piss in your cornflakes

1. To disprove someone or make them sad. The term is usually used as part of friendly banter or by know it alls

Brian: Jet fuel can't melt steal beams right guys *laughs hysterically*

Dave: No need to piss in your cornflakes mate, but you're not funny

by Zorkkins August 2, 2016