Cockthirst

When someone has thirst for a cock, or desires to have penis in around his/her face.

To thirst for cock.

The uncontrollable impulse to give fellatio to a cock, regardless of size, shape, or color.

In a member of the male sex, cockthirst can be considered homosexual and mad 'mo.

In a member of the female sex, excessive cockthirst can be considered promiscuous and slutty.

Man: MY COCKTHIRST CONSUMES REASON AND CAUSES ME TO CONSUME PENIS

Man2: Yo that's mad gay for no reason bud

Woman1: I have the cockthirst. Let's go find male genitalias to fellatio.

Man2: LETS GOOO

Man1: Okay, unzip =

Woman2: This is promiscuous and slutty, whores.

by Speeding Ginger April 18, 2010

desert cocktail

A mixture of piss and cactus milk

"I was sooo thirsty I had to make a desert cocktail!"

by Montizzelle November 2, 2013

Dennis Rodman (cocktail)

A simple well drink cocktail comprising of double or triple vodka with a conservative splash of cranberry juice served on the rocks in a short glass with a straw that is consumed on a work or school-night.

Origin: in the fifth task of the eighth season of Celebrity Apprentice (2009), retired NBA champion Dennis Rodman got fired because he was ineffective on the task due to a hang over from consuming several vodka-diulted vodka-cranberries with Tom Green the night before. Thus the Dennis Rodman cocktail.

Lashaya: Hi Carlton happy hump day and welcome back to my bar. What would you like to drink tonight sweetie?
Carlton: I want to drink to forget even though I have an important work day tomorrow. I would like a Dennis Rodman (cocktail) please.

Lashaya: Triple vodka with a shot of cran in a short glass and a straw for maximum efficent sippage you got it.

by phbl September 9, 2023

cockthirsty

what the craving is called when one craves cocks

"mmm, i just want to suck some cock. I'm so cockthirsty"

by RadicalFunk September 27, 2005

Cockthrust

1. Intercourse
2. A form of domination over another person
3. Doing an act that is more than just winning, but an absolute ass kicking
4. Male domination over female during intercourse

"With the score 12-3, the Boston Red Sox cockthrusted the New York Yankees.

Example #2: "Did you see that hot piece of ass Dawn walk by? Man, I'd like to cockthrust her"

Example 3: "So I cockthrusted Betty hard last saturday night and she wants to hang out again"

Example 4: "Wow, did you see Alfonso Soriano cockthrust that homerun?"

by Scott Koenig and R. Hochroth September 25, 2008

chookter

Chookter is a misspelling of the Scottish word Teuchter. Teuchter is a Lowland Scots word used mainly for Northern or Highland Scots.

Ahm no a chookter (teuchtar) ya eedjit ahm frae Ayr!

by iiisecondcreep March 11, 2007

Katy Cocktease

A pseudonym for singer Katy Perry. Named for her legendary ability to show as much of her large breasts as possible without giving up the goods. Popularised by Egotastic website.

Damn I just saw the new Katy Cocktease video, when will she just saw those things.

by oldkingclancy March 19, 2011