Dutch Cookie

1) When the dutch oven is done baking

2) When you take a shit in someones bed and pull the sheets over their head

"I totally dutch cookie'd that girl the other day."

by TheDutchBaker March 5, 2012

Cookie-Down

A word my dad used to use when I was a kid, to verbalise crouching down for a pee in an area where a bathroom was not in the vicinity.

You need to go? Do you want to cookie-down by those trees over there? Just ignore the sheep.

by SmileAndWave September 11, 2009

Cookiehandjob

When the the dude in the passenger seat is getting a handjob where the driver pretends the passengers dick is the stick shift knob.

Mon, Ty was uncontrollably slobbering and I even saw him begging strangers for their newborn babys milk after his bi-weekly cookiehandjob playtime.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

fortune cookie-ing

verb. to help someone in a time of need and support them. to give someone cliche advice that would sound like advice received from a fortune cookie. this advice may seem silly but take it seriously, it WILL help

Jose: I don't know what to do

Kat: the heart wants what the heart wants, let it guide you

Jose: hah, nice fortune cookie-ing

by RejectedWeIrDo April 22, 2011

grandma cookies

Dank weed distributed by old folks

gimme some o dem grandma cookies

by dat_boi6969 December 8, 2017

herb cookie

herb cookie is a epic healer cookie from the game cookie run kingdom. he is well known for his iconic slide sound effect "hoo hoo."

"omg guys i got herb cookie in crk!!"

by memerstansalmondcookie November 13, 2021

Dance with the cookie man

Getting drunk by drinking vanilla.

What you up to tonight?
I’m gonna dance with the cookie man.

by Osix spartan March 13, 2019