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Convinced

Hym "Well I'm convinced"

Iam "What? Convinced of what?"

Hym "Of everything! I've been completely convinced about everything by everyone. Time to change my ways!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "That's clearly what they want to hear. How much change would be enough?"

Iam "What do you mean?"

Hym "Let's get precise. What is the exact amount of change I would need to achieve to appease them? What is the bare minimum?"

Iam "I don't know..."

Hym "Neither do they. They don't care. It's an endlessly moving goalpost. I change any amount and when they fail to give me what I want they'll just say 'well, you need to do a little but more' and I'll change again and so on and so forth. It won't even be enough."

Iam "What's your point?"

Hym "They're never going to stop. Their impositions will never end. The horde will never be appeased. Until we die with nothing. And 'look at him try and we're still not stopping' they'll cry laughing. Because I was right. They just want you to writhing around in our own filth beneath them like the worms they perceive us to be."

Iam "So..."

Hym "So, they've only left us one option."

Iam "Which is?"

Hym "The only thing they understand."

Iam "...Punishment?"

Hym "Punishment. It is the only thing the horde will ever understand. They pretend to care but it wouldn't even notice if we chopped off a few of it's limbs.

Iam "...They don't understand..."

Hym "There is precisely one thing they understand."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2022
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poop sex connected (P.S. Connected)

to insert shit into someones ass.
***MUST CONNECT ASSES***
Ken and Phillip had warm enjoyable poop sex connected!
by cocktart June 21, 2003
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connected

term used to identify that one is carrying cellular eqiupment, i.e. cell phone / pager
we were all connected
by Mutley the dog December 19, 1999
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conviction

A new show starring Stephanie March as Alex Cabot. It will air on NBC in Spring of 2006. It's created by Dick Wolf. It will be similar to his Law & Orders, only it's more character based.
Law and Order: SVU and Conviction will be my addictions Summer '06.
by Kuluaorhj January 7, 2006
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Escaped Convict

(Noun)
A bowel movement that has slipped past your sphincter and into your pants against your will.
"Dad has an escaped convict in his pants."

see also: "Harboring a Fugitive"
by Dutch Hawkins June 23, 2009
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Convict of Christ

When you go on a mission trip with your church (preferably to Brazil) and get caught by your pastor for drinking. Conesequently, you have to confess in front of your entire church that you did so and then get mirked by your parents when you get back home.
Me: Damn dude, why did we drink on a church mission trip? That was an incredibly stupid decision.

Fellow Convict: Yea man, I am really embarrassed from our actions. I've already had four people call me a Convict of Christ ever since we got back to America. FML.
by 180RobH July 9, 2010
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