covfefe

A word Trump tweeted and nobody knows what the hell it means.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by pmince May 30, 2017

Covfefe

A clusterfuck of seven letters randomly fused together to conclude a tweet that was doomed from the moment the author tapped the "compose tweet" icon. The word originated just after midnight on May 31st, 2017, from the phone of a small-handed Oompa Loompa who was attempting to complain about how unfairly he was being treated. However, the man's small hands were still sticky from a late night pussy grabbing spree, and because women allow men to grab them by the pussy (or do anything, whatever they want) when they're stars, they became especially wet when he grabbed them. The combination of female fluids on his fingers, the orange spray paint that was slowly melting off his skin and onto his phone's screen and the famously small hands from which the tweet originated likely contributed to the word's birth.

God damn, I get the worst covfefe.

by Michael Hammond May 31, 2017

Covfefegate

Covfefegate
Verb
To make an innocuous mistake but, through pride, attempt to convince people that it was a calculated move that outsiders simply cannot understand.

Person 1: "Nice trip!"

Person 2: "Trip? You didn't see me dodge that pigeon?"

Person 1: "I saw you trip! Don't covfefegate"

by EEVVEERRYYOONNEE June 1, 2017

Covfefe

To fuck over an entire planet because of your ego.

Trump covfefe'd earth by pulling out of the Paris Climate Agreement.

by Barry DeBeers May 31, 2017

covfefe

Covfefe is the government code name for a secret project to eradicate all life on earth, including use.

Don't forgot what happened at covfefe last Friday

by The covfefe man June 4, 2017

covfefe

(collective noun) e-mails or tweets you wrote but really shouldn't have sent.

Wow! I was angry-drunk last night and sent out a whole bunch of covfefe. Now I'm really in trouble!

by jbglad59 June 1, 2017

covfefeaphobia

cov-fe-fe-a-pho-be-a
cov-fay-fay-uh-foe-bee-uh

fear of being found out as a spreader bullshit. Usually in reference to public speeches of social media comments.
-especially by the media-

The White House was overwhelmed with a general atmosphere of covfefeaphobia after POTUS made his speech.
root: covfefe

by Ken Hardlarva May 31, 2017