I'd rather convert to Satanism

Phrase used to denote extreme reluctance to do a specified task or activity.

Alphonso: Hey, wanna' go with me to Utah?

Gregor: Hells no, I'd rather convert to Satanism.

by Johnny Pseudonym October 10, 2005

Saab 9-3 Turbo Convertible

The woman who drives a Saab 93 convertible is chic and self-confident. Bookish and intelligent, she can be seen tooling from the library to a humanitarian event. From her specs to her driving mocs, she is classically hip, usually with a NY Times or Wall Street Journal tucked between the drivers seat and console. Her choice of music is anything from jazz to country. Almost all Saab drivers are left-handed and she is no exception. Up on everything from world events to the newest movies, she spends most of her free time being with her head buried in a book of non-fiction. She's unconventionally beautiful, hip and a trendsetter who makes no excuses for her fashion, reading or life choices. Her home is modern, free of clutter and filled with books. She doesn't care how old her Saab is, as the older the model, the chicer the look. In the summer she can be found tooling anywhere from Napa to Nantucket with the roof down and her shades on.

My blind date pulled up in a Saab 9-3 turbo convertible and immediately I was afraid that she would be more intelligent than myself

by Saab Guy 44 October 13, 2016

Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.

"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"

by Vindavjck November 19, 2004

how to convert pdf file to word fil

If you want to convert PDF files into a Word document in mobile, here I used the Office Suite 8 app to Convert PDF File to Word File.

How to Convert PDF File to Word File in Mobile using Office Suite 8 App

by Techboys January 6, 2019

convertible

DABABYYY

woah look at that convertible!

by phaknitto June 26, 2021

Convertible

When a “hijabi” wears a hijab in public but will post pictures on social media with her hair out

“Ayo i swear this girls hijabi”

“Yeah she is bro just a convertible”

by Nasir (@N6SLR) November 24, 2021

The Converter

When three people have sex, where the girl is riding on a cock cowgirl position (Anally) but she was leaning back enough for a woman to fuck her in the vagina with a strap-on while the man fucking girl one in the ass licked girl two's ass.

Hey, where have you been?

Tam, Nick and i tried the Converter last night.

by ThunderProcella June 28, 2011