The First Law of Conversation

The First Law of Conversation (abbr. FLOC) states that one will always tune into a conversation at the most awkward point. Many linguists believe that this is God's punishment for eavesdropping.

"...And, on top of that, I had to go take my wang out of the tub drain!"
"What are you guys talking about?!"
"Oh, you just proved the First Law of Conversation, bitch!"

by Sven-Detlev October 30, 2009

conservationalist

An environmentalist that reifys the union of fundamental conservative political values along with environmental sustainability.

Left wing politician #1: "Whoah that conservative lad sure knows how to plan sustainability of natural resources with economics.

Left wing politician #2: "Yeah, except they they're doing so without spiking taxes on unnecessary sectors of the economy like we do".

Conservationalist: "Damn straight."

by Crackoline March 12, 2015

Conservation Of Ass

The Conservation Of Ass is an Iron Law of the video-game streaming universe, it is when a streamers skill is solely based on the amount of audio there microphone picks up. Such as, mouse clicks or the rapid spam of there keyboard so the louder the noises the worse that individual is at the specific game they are playing.

Jesse: This streamer i'm watching is so obnoxious, he's bad and his microphone picks up everything he does.

Mitchell: That streamer is a prime definition of the Conservation of Ass

by Shmeat Your Maker May 23, 2018

Environmental Conservation Police

Overpaid and clueless assholes who are easier stupidest cops ever. They drive around state parks in their shitty trucks harassing innocent people who catch too many fish or park on the grass. They dress like State Troopers, but have half the IQ of one. Needless to say, they are the ones who didn't have balls to be real cops. They are also one of the things the State wastes their budget on

John: I usually have respect for police, but cop was such an asswipe. He screamed at me for not having a valid fishing license and stole my fishing gear!
Joe: No wonder. He's with the Environmental Conservation Police!

by Thicc_doggo June 12, 2018

Water Panda Conservation Project (WPCP)

An elite organization strictly focused on studying and protecting Water Pandas and their natural habitat.

1.Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, I think about how my life has no meaning. Becoming a member of the The Water Panda Conservation Project (WPCP) will make me appear to be a good person with a life purpose.

by DFresh03 December 29, 2010

Conversational coma

Is a uncomfortable period of time of silence, in which two people who are usually in the beginning stages of a potential relationship, discover the horror of complete and utter silence. Usually this period of time is so long, that any hope of a sexual encounter is quickly extinguished.

My date was so hot! but my conversational coma kicked in thus i ended the night like i usually do, crying and masturbating.

by MohammedMudSlaP June 25, 2009

adult conversation

A phrase used by American politicians to imply their opponent is acting like a child by supporting or opposing a certain position.

The irony of the phrase is that most children have an easier time compromising on divisive issues.

John Boehner: It is time we have an adult conversation about entitlement reform. Democrats need understand the reality of our fiscal situation.

President Obama: Well it's time that WE have an adult conversation about the budget.

Donald Trump: That's fine, but it is time we have an adult conversation about Obama's place of birth.

by RedBeard53 June 6, 2011