Contradickhead

(1) People who are upset with calling other people a hypocrite
(2) A person who is obsessed with miss using the term "hypocrisy" just because their feelings is her

Nice Guy: You dated my sister and had a one night stand but you don't want me to date your sister you're a "hypocrite"

Me: I don't want my sister to be a slut
Contradickhead

by EmJayee November 18, 2019

CODtradiction

Tha act of contradicting ones self while playing Call of Duty. Most commonly if the form of complaining about campers whilst camping in the corner. Also can be depicted by the act of saying a certain is gay whilst using that same weapon, and so on and so fourth.

player 1: "I hate campers." *while camping*
Player 2: "You are a CODtradiction."

Player 1: "The UMP is so gay." *while using the UMP*
PLayer 2: "ok stop CODtradicting yourself."

by yettifan007 December 10, 2010

"A Contrack Mind"

A random lapsing into a certain kind of numerology to explain everything.

Specifically, a tendency to liberally sprinkle "9/11" into any and all discourse involving Iraq, terrorism, quagmires, troop funding, deployment, wire taps, firing federal prosecutors, outing CIA agents, VA healthcare, Teen page scandals, drugs and "massages", energy policy, ... upto and including Katrina.

Fantasmagorical displays of "A Contrack Mind" were in evidence as congress debated overriding the presidential veto of the Iraq emergency funding bill.

by Just A. Citizen May 15, 2007

contradicktion

* Engaging in penetration without the man using protection.
* Something hypocritical.

Shorty like it raw. It would be a contraDICKtion to even tap dat.

If you go to that protest in DC, those police will taser your ass well-done. Going there would be a contraDICKtion, man.

by E. Irizarry May 22, 2008

to contrdict

to contradict yourself would be to say somthing and then say the exact opposite

"i love my guitar""i thought you quit" yeah because i hate it"

by Dr. Feelgood March 2, 2005

Contradictor

someone who says they are a red sox fan but really they are a yankee fan

look at that contradictor over there in the stands

by sox101 November 3, 2008

contradorktion

n. A situation in which a usually nerdy person is not hyped about the latest trend in mass geekdom.

I re-read Tolkien from "The Silmarillion" through "Lord of the Rings" to prepare for the movies, but I have absolutely no interest in Harry Potter. It's a total contradorktion.

by newspaperwoman July 17, 2009