Consquished

The state of an item or person being confused or confusing and squished simultaneously

You: Yo dawg, last night 9 of us had to carpool together after a crazy party. I wasn’t even sure who half of the people in the car were.

Friend: That car was consquished!

by Longship September 16, 2021

conquoted

penis

“Yo, did you see how small hamzah’s conquoted was”
“yeah shit was miniscule”

by reckle$$_17 June 29, 2023

conjusted

The word Hamza's mum uses, this has the meaning of "congested" she is NEVER wrong though, trust.

"Conjusted IS a word, because im never wrong. Trust."

by hisfr August 12, 2024

CONQUISTAWHORE

A tone deaf, uber rich individual who squanders millions of dollars to spend a few minutes in space and then basks in the after-glow of media attention.

Blue Origin caters to modern day conquistawhores.

by IttyBittyWittyCommittee April 16, 2025