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Crack Whore Confessions

One of the realest and sickest of sites out there. This dude Dirty D, kinda fat dude who live in the Miami area, really does go out on the street and finds crack whores. girls addicted to crack and will do anything just for a hit of the drug. he gets em to sucks his dick n shit like that. alot of em are weird lookin but ppl like this shit. I kno other shit out there might be fake like bangbus with there disclaimers and shit but crack whore confessoins and got shit. There real. This dude picks up them crackwhores like da mack nigga. Throw it up.
Dirty D get them crack whores a lil crack, fuck em, and put they bitch ass on the net like a true G.
by KingTee410 March 18, 2005
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land of confusion

A rock song by Genesis and covered by Disturbed.
There's too many men, too many people
Making too many problems
And there's not much love to go around
Can't you see this is a land of confusion?
by DontEverJudgeMe March 18, 2008
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Cooch Contusion

Painful bruising that results from a Smash Bang fusion.
I hope your muscles warmed up, you caaan’t be lazy (Get loose)
This is what I like to call Smash Bang fusion
Gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a "Cooch Contusion"
by Oreosbestfriend March 20, 2011
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dashboard confessional

Living In Your Letters
by Alex February 13, 2004
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mass confusion

reporter 1: there was mass confusion today in iraq, where 200 bombs were dropped and 20 car bombs were detonated.
reporter 2: u think thats bad? u should see the bronx on fathers day.
by wenfro April 28, 2008
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conversion party

Sex party where HIV negative men go to have sex with multiple positive partners in hopes of getting infected.
I tried to stop Joe from going to that conversion party, but he is stupid and thinks getting infected is hot.
by dannyboy001 October 31, 2011
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Internet hotness conversion factor

The process of using incorrect but more attractive stats on a dating profile in order to get more hits. This phrase was used by Lester on NBC's TV series, Chuck (Episode 214, "Chuck Versus the Suburbs"). The concept can also be seen in Brad Paisley's hit song "Online".
I'm 5'4" and weigh 425 pounds... but you should see the hits I get on eHarmony. With the internet hotness conversion factor, I'm now 6'5" and I have abs of steel.
by JessLewis March 17, 2009
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