Confuckinfused

Being in a state of confusion; very very confused

I’m so confuckinfused on my homework.

by Avaaaaaaa May 6, 2019

confucktion

A confused, fucked up mess.

I was going to head to the supermarket, but there was an accident, and the highway was a confucktion.

by Little Bun May 3, 2022

satellite confucktion

When your GPS has a breakdown in it's functions and navigate you to a random address other than where you want to go.It always happen when you're late or already pissed off.
The word ConFuckTion comes from CONFUSED FUCKED UP NAVIGATION.

Boy I had another Satellite Confucktion and was late for my appointment.One more Satellite Confucktion and I swear I'm gonna toss this GPS out the window.

by meckox May 31, 2010

Confuckulate

baffled: perplexed by many conflicting situations or statements. To express admiration to someone who is suffers from what almost appears or seems to be mental rigormortis.

I was so confuckulated by her imba mathematic skills...

by TiffalovesStrife December 16, 2008

Confuckulations

:the act of telling someone that you are pissed because of his or her fuck up
:the act of sarcastically telling someone thank you for fucking you up

Jamie: You told Anna I liked her?
Gerard: Yes I did! You guys taking the next step now?
Jamie: Nah mate! She asked me to stay away until I get over my feelings for her! Confuckulations! You really hit it out of the park!

by Dope_fam1 January 10, 2017

codfucked

when being fucked over or, screwed over. usually by someone with the last name codner

I was doing really well in life when will codner snuck up behind me and codfucked me

by ponderouspoon December 23, 2013

confuckled

where you are fukcing confused that a person needs to explain better

i'm soooo confuckled

by amy July 26, 2003