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coditude

When you consume a scarce global resource (possibly on the brink of extinction) because if you don't, someone else will anyway and why should you miss out. Originally started in respect of the cod, but applies to any animal, mineral or energy resource.
I told Phil that sea bass was an endangered species, but when were at the fishmonger he showed complete coditude because he bought it anyway, he said that if he hadn't eaten it someone else would and why should he make that sacrifice
by Countryfarmer August 7, 2010
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Accept the Condition

If you “Accept the Condition” you agree to date someone.
by The juicy juice October 20, 2017
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Terms and conditions

A 60000-word document that says that you can't post 13+ content.
Most people won't trust a seedy classmate, but everyone agrees to the terms and conditions.
☑️ I agree to the Terms and Conditions!
by Mattsit January 24, 2021
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Coditis

When someone misses school or work having recently obtained a new Call of Duty game. It can in fact be used for any game, not just CoD.
Teacher: 'Where's (name)?'
Students: 'He probably has coditis sir.'
by ryanocerous123 February 26, 2011
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condimension

- The illusion of many condiments in a salad bar with the strategic placement of mirrors. The reality is that without the mirrors, the salad bar is unexciting and has very few choices.

Portia L.
My old college dining hall used condimension to get the students to think that we were getting a lot of things at the salad bar while, unfortunately, there were only a few choices.
by Portia L. February 28, 2018
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Laying Conduit

The act of inserting a rock-solid, erect penis into a female co-worker. Commonly performed raw in most cases.
Where has Logan been? Logan is in the janitor's closet with Katelyn Laying Conduit.
by CHOFAJ July 28, 2021
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Demon Time Conduit

When someone is able to have everyone around them on demon time no matter how awkward they are.
“Imma Demon Time Conduit my boy, you’ll definitely have fun”.
by TaeLegend September 5, 2021
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