A methylphenidate used in treatment for ADHD. When diagnosed and consenting to meds, you go on a drug trial to figure out which dosage is best for you. Concerta XL 18mg-27mg-36mg-54mg-72mg, and if none work, Docs should prescribe another medication. Lemme tell you, the smaller doses aren't as effective if your brain is more fucked up.
I started feeling the side effects more at 36mg, and at 54mg my eyes started burning and shit started becoming blurry. Felt like I couldn't read a motherfucking number plate.
Anyway, your heart rate becomes fucked. Increases to some stupid number. Boy, i was a normal 70 bpm before and on 72mg i'm at roughly 109. Be prepared to feel anxious, agitated, and lose your appetite.
That's the shitty side though.
Your concentration does improve if you're on the right dose, and you actually don't want to procrastinate as much anymore. I'm sure you'll be able to talk in actual sentences too and stop feeling like a damn numpty whenever you try to explain something.
I started feeling the side effects more at 36mg, and at 54mg my eyes started burning and shit started becoming blurry. Felt like I couldn't read a motherfucking number plate.
Anyway, your heart rate becomes fucked. Increases to some stupid number. Boy, i was a normal 70 bpm before and on 72mg i'm at roughly 109. Be prepared to feel anxious, agitated, and lose your appetite.
That's the shitty side though.
Your concentration does improve if you're on the right dose, and you actually don't want to procrastinate as much anymore. I'm sure you'll be able to talk in actual sentences too and stop feeling like a damn numpty whenever you try to explain something.
by ik shit March 31, 2016
Get the Concerta mug.Concert choir is a group of choir members performing to a huge amount of audiences. Usually a "middle" level choir class, but some schools offer it as "advanced" level. Almost always plays with accompanist and includes different moods depending on the piece.
Standing straight is required for those serious songs, but joyful pieces require you to move around a bit or even clap your hands.
Concert choir has the most members than other groups.
Standing straight is required for those serious songs, but joyful pieces require you to move around a bit or even clap your hands.
Concert choir has the most members than other groups.
by filipino4lyfe October 31, 2009
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by ms.wronggeneration October 2, 2010
Get the Concertosis mug.A fart that is so potent, it will bring one to tears, burn nostrils, and cause heaviness in breathing. This particular type of fart only occurs at a local or relatively large venue while a person is enjoying their favorite musical act(s).
"Hey Joe, why do I suddenly smell Taco Bell combined with a hint of Heineken and fried okra?" "Don't worry Billy, that was just a concert fart."
by GeRm85 August 9, 2014
Get the Concert Fart mug.the time of year when summer is just beginning to end and many artists announce world tours for the fall/winter. concert season takes place after summer because most artists will play at festivals during the summer, so they wait to announce a world tour until concert season.
person one: are you ready for concert season!
person two: hell yes, i’m going to 5 concerts in fall/winter
person two: hell yes, i’m going to 5 concerts in fall/winter
by whypilots August 13, 2018
Get the concert season mug.The principal member of the first violin section; generally the most skilled violinist in any given orchestra. While technically only in charge of the first violin section, they often make executive decisions in regard to bowings and phrasing for the entire orchestra. They especially enjoy lording over the second violin section.
A great source of insecurity and angst for all concertmasters is the fact that they just weren't good enough to make it as soloists. Their oversized egos to compensate for the fact that they're really just failures inside, always looking up at what could have been if their playing was better.
While the term 'concertmaster' is generally seen as gender-neutral, the term concertmistress is occasionally used for females occupying this role.
A great source of insecurity and angst for all concertmasters is the fact that they just weren't good enough to make it as soloists. Their oversized egos to compensate for the fact that they're really just failures inside, always looking up at what could have been if their playing was better.
While the term 'concertmaster' is generally seen as gender-neutral, the term concertmistress is occasionally used for females occupying this role.
Principal second violin: Hey, I heard they filled the concertmaster's spot with someone other than you. What do you know about this guy?
Assistant concertmaster: I heard from a mutual friend at Eastman that he hates his life because he went to Juilliard thinking he was actually going to come out a soloist. Instead, he ended up here, haha!
Principal second violin: No shocker there, but that means he's probably an arrogant, butthurt prima donna who's going to totally suck as a stand partner. I'm so sorry for you!
Assistant concertmaster: I heard from a mutual friend at Eastman that he hates his life because he went to Juilliard thinking he was actually going to come out a soloist. Instead, he ended up here, haha!
Principal second violin: No shocker there, but that means he's probably an arrogant, butthurt prima donna who's going to totally suck as a stand partner. I'm so sorry for you!
by Che Criollo May 6, 2020
Get the concertmaster mug.Dude 1: why are you so tired
Dude 2: i’m concert-lagged
Dude 1: What the fuck is that???
Dude 2: it’s like jet lag but with getting home late from concerts.
Dude 2: i’m concert-lagged
Dude 1: What the fuck is that???
Dude 2: it’s like jet lag but with getting home late from concerts.
by Wmln May 9, 2022
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