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Sleeper Computer

An incredibly fast computer disguised as a Windows 98 peice of crap. It will most likely look the same on the outside but be brand new on the inside. It has the latest processor,RAM and videocards built into a crappy shell.
1.I saw a sleeper computer but I didnt know it was any different from the old crappy school computer next to it.
2.After he started the computer, Mr.X was shocked to see it running a modern OS and start incredibly fast.
3.Wow look at that peice of crap.Wait,Holy Cow it's running Crysis at 60 fps!!!!
by Freshstyles50 August 22, 2009
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school computer

A computer that the school sends you.

What you are bound to get in a school computer:

Old hardware

Bad Antivirus software

Extremely strict parental controls

The inability to download anything

Internet Explorer

An old integrated graphics card

The desire to buy a more powerful PC and then break your school computer over one of the teachers' heads

The desire to force the school to pay for said PC
"Uggh, this school computer is shit. I can't even change the background"

"Dude, I feel your pain. "

"Fuck this piece of shit. I'm gonna go save up for a better computer"

"Yeah, me too."
by Myswea T. Balls April 2, 2010
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School Computer

A device with low amounts of ram, that nobody likes, and was really cheap.
Did you hear about the new phone coming out? I hear it’s a school computer!
by Pseudonym? More like Pooseudon December 24, 2019
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School computer

The term “school computer” means that a select computer takes 15 minutes to boot up and an additional 5 to load in your first search and cannot even run flash games above 45fps, usually 5-15 years old.
Kid: Dude this thing is like a school computer!
Kid2: And you just bought it?
Kid: Hell yea, and I’m pissed!
by Boing Doinkus December 20, 2018
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School Computer

A piece of crap that is somehow slower than my 1$ calculator.

Outdated hardware like a intel processor from the 1990s and only 512mb of ram. It cant even run notepad without blue screening. (I once fried these computers by switching the PSU switch from 240V to 120V and boom it went, smoke was coming from it.
Person 1: Oi mate don't you just love these crappy school computers
Person 2: Yeah lol there just absolute shit
Person 1: I blew one of these up in primary school but anyway wanna have some VB's and do skidz in the commodore.
Person 2: FUCK YEAAAAA
by Some random ozzy May 9, 2022
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School Computer

Computers that are somehow slower than the 15 year old calculator you found under a bookshelf.
Ah shit. I've got to make a PowerPoint presentation on the school computer. This is going to take forever.
by HamoodHabibi2.0 November 13, 2021
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stupor-computer

A painfully slow computer and/or internet connection incapable of performing more than one task at a time but capable of inducing a catatonic state in the user.
I fell asleep waiting for my goddam stupor-computer to load an effing wikipedia article.
by Mattemo March 16, 2009
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