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Compassion Boner

The state of easily and unwittingly spilling your compassionate energy into a less constructive cause.
She had a compassion boner and gave her last 5 dollars to that stereo thief.
by Slanglord9000 May 8, 2016
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compassionless

A word to describe a person or people that greedy and selfish. They lack empathy for people in need or for people that have gone out of their way to provide the best care for these snobs.
Guy 1: See that guy over there in the restaurant. He is such a compassionless dick to the waitress. She went out of her way to make sure his order was right, refilled his drinks promptly, made sure the table was clean for him, double checked the order making sure all the specific requests for the food was done right, she was genuinely nice person, and he didn't even leave her a penny for a tip.
Guy 2: Yeah that guy is a fucking compassionless dick.
by superbipolar420 June 25, 2016
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COMPASSIONSHIP

WHEN A HOOD HO OR NIGGA NEEDS COMFORT THEY FIND A MOTHERFUCKA WITH COMPASSION FOR THERE HOOD WAYS AND CUDDLE AND SHIT
I need a bitch who can give me some comoassionship G.

BITCH im telling you he a hood nigga with compassionship he a keeper.
by Companionship May 8, 2018
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compassionate conservative

Watch where you step out in that pasture, don't wanna get compassionate conservative on your shoes.
by Alex Stockwell May 25, 2007
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Congressional Review

To loosely read or breeze through a document, likely missing a fair amount of the information contained within.
How tough will the upgrade be?
I'm not too sure, I only gave the guide a Congressional Review.
by Unwieldy May 27, 2010
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compassionate

Inclined to pity or mercy.
Thesaurus: benevolent, supportive, charitable, sympathetic, tender, humane, caring, feeling, indulgent, lenient; Antonym: cold-hearted. Merciful. (from AllWords.com)
"HELPFUL" is not in 'compassionate'definition.This word has been carefully selected to be associated to conservatism.
by Roger Lemaitre July 20, 2008
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Compersion

1. Taking emotional or sexual gratification from the act or idea of a loved one or partner seeking or receiving gratification from another person.

2. A trait commonly found in people who identify as polyamorous. It is often experienced as a driving force toward polyamory and open relationships, as these are the best ways to express compersion without deception or games in a relationship.

3. A viewpoint which regards a partner as an individual with their own needs and desires, and fully accepts the independent pursuit of those desires.

4. A voyeuristic appreciation for the concept of one's partner engaging in sexual or intimate activities with a 3rd party.

5. An important component for a successful and drama-free threesome within a relationship.

6. A positive reaction in a situation that stereotypically induces a jealousy reaction.
"You're ok with your girlfriend having sex with another guy?"
"Yeah, I'm compersive. For me its kind of like watching my girlfriend in a porno, I just sit back and enjoy the scene."

"I appreciate that he finds sex elseware. Compersion takes a lot of the stress off our relationship since I'm too busy to give it up as often as he wants."

"Watching her move with him as they screwed gave me a whole new perspective on sex. I was so blown away I just had to jump in!"

"I ship out tomorrow, and I made her promise to have lots of sex while I'm gone! I dont want my baby deprived because I'm not around for a few months. Its a little weird sometimes, but I feel compersion more often than jealousy, so its really not a problem."

"Dude, arent you jealous?"
"Are you kidding? That is HOT!"

"Most of my pleasure in relationships comes from my partner's enjoyment. It makes me happy when they enjoy themselves, and I've found that I dont even have to be the cause of their pleasure in order to enjoy it. Just knowing they're happy makes me happy." -The Dave
by Boredomfiend November 6, 2009
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