George Bush comeback

When there is a dispute going on between two people, and one person has such an idiotic comeback that makes NO sense.

"Yeah, that's what your mom said last night!"
"Yeah, that's what she said......"
"Man, that was such a George Bush comeback!"

by Kristi S. July 21, 2007

Academic Comeback

Purposely freeloading for the majority of the semester and in the final weeks somehow get back into the honor roll because your just that guy

Ted: Holy Shit Jim you got all F's its only the second week of school

Jim: Don't worry I'm a master at performing that Academic Comeback

by Naruto's FBI Agent January 25, 2023

Try Hard Comeback

When a person is offended by a meme, said person will make a try hard comeback. This is trying too hard to make a comeback after being put down. Such as: looking up a definition in the urban dictionary after another person put him down.

My friend made a really bad try hard comeback

by saltygayden June 11, 2018

handy comeback

When one shoots their load directly into their mouth so they don't have to get a snack when they're done masturbating.

Tony called me a jizz loving faggot that can't have his twinkies, but the jokes on him because I already had a handy comeback.

by CaptHandy July 11, 2014

epic comeback

When someone insults you and you say something so epic its leaves them shaking on the ground.

Person: Yo ego is as big as the world.
You: So is yo mama.
(that's an epic comeback for all you dinguses too stupid to know, but if you knew, good job)

by SansThePunMaster April 7, 2017

Best comeback

The best comeback EVAR

Jerk: Your a pussy!
Me: You are what you eat. What's your excuse, dick?
BEST COMEBACK EVER

by qwertyuioplkjhgfsazxcvbnm April 29, 2012

snappy comeback

quick and sarcastic answer to a comment or question

try answering my questions without a snappy comeback

by vitek September 15, 2013