comcastic
Adjective. Branded, descriptive term meaning lame or weak in such a way as to be on the boundaries of imagination.
comcastic by Buckminster Reed November 5, 2005
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comcasted
(v)
To be randomly prevented from continuing your daily routine by people who do not care about their customers.
(When playing CoD4) To randomly start moving erratically as if you drank a cup of comcast's comcastic high speed, and see the infamous "connection interrupted" pop up.
To be randomly prevented from continuing your daily routine by people who do not care about their customers.
(When playing CoD4) To randomly start moving erratically as if you drank a cup of comcast's comcastic high speed, and see the infamous "connection interrupted" pop up.
comcasted by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008
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comcastrophe
George Bush's presidency has been an utter comcastrophe.
A Ben Affleck movie marathon is on HBO? What a comcastrophe!
A Ben Affleck movie marathon is on HBO? What a comcastrophe!
comcastrophe by C-Dawg06 January 24, 2006
comcaptive
comcaptive by seorl July 23, 2014
Comcasting
Comcast (-ing) (-ed) - Verb
1. An abuse of power/authority/or systematic control to detrimental effects.
2. A paradoxical system; i.e. an unsolvable maze.
1. An abuse of power/authority/or systematic control to detrimental effects.
2. A paradoxical system; i.e. an unsolvable maze.
After being put on hold for a customer service representative, the customer service representative told me I had to be put on hold for a customer service representative. I hung up when I realized they were Comcasting me.
Comcasting by Someone without internet March 19, 2014
comasturbation
To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.
Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
comasturbation by G. Thomas February 26, 2007
Comcastic
How I feel as a technician who serves Comcast customers after reading alternate definitions of "comcastic".
Hey, you know what makes me feel like a total prick? the fact the word comcastic is in any way associated with me. Isn't that just fucking comcastic?
Comcastic by plzdonmakemeh8myself_anymore September 2, 2012