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comcastic

Adjective. Branded, descriptive term meaning lame or weak in such a way as to be on the boundaries of imagination.
Did you see that movie man? It really sucked!

Yeah! It was comcastic!
by Buckminster Reed November 5, 2005
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comcasted

(v)
To be randomly prevented from continuing your daily routine by people who do not care about their customers.

(When playing CoD4) To randomly start moving erratically as if you drank a cup of comcast's comcastic high speed, and see the infamous "connection interrupted" pop up.
OOOOhhh NOOOOeeess!11!!11oneonetwo!!1 I just got comcasted!
by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008
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comcastrophe

A situation that epitomizes all things comcastic; a complete fiasco.
George Bush's presidency has been an utter comcastrophe.

A Ben Affleck movie marathon is on HBO? What a comcastrophe!
by C-Dawg06 January 24, 2006
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comcaptive

A comcaptive is a person who is stuck with Comcast and has no other option for internet service.
"Hey Bill, why don't you dump Comcast already?"
"I wish I could, but they got me comcaptive..."
by seorl July 23, 2014
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Comcasting

Comcast (-ing) (-ed) - Verb
1. An abuse of power/authority/or systematic control to detrimental effects.

2. A paradoxical system; i.e. an unsolvable maze.
After being put on hold for a customer service representative, the customer service representative told me I had to be put on hold for a customer service representative. I hung up when I realized they were Comcasting me.
by Someone without internet March 19, 2014
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comasturbation

To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.

Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
Got some friends over and the parents aren't home... Time for comasturbation!
by G. Thomas February 26, 2007
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Comcastic

How I feel as a technician who serves Comcast customers after reading alternate definitions of "comcastic".
Hey, you know what makes me feel like a total prick? the fact the word comcastic is in any way associated with me. Isn't that just fucking comcastic?
by plzdonmakemeh8myself_anymore September 2, 2012
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