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culinary columbine

A horrible meal that is the result of a massacre in the kitchen.
His mother cooked Thanksgiving dinner, it was a culinary columbine.
culinary columbine by NCdubmixer November 21, 2009

Bowling For Columbine 

Michael Moore: Duh...guns are bad. Ban them all.
Charlton Heston: But the Constitution says we can own them. I don't think you would like it if the government arbitrarily told you you couldn't criticize George Bush.
Moore: Duh...there was a shooting which now should negate gun rights for everyone. Ban the NRA meeting
Heston: Out of respect and sensitivity to the family of the victim, I would love to, but changing our annual stockholder's meeting, planned a year in advance, is just not feasible. And we HAVE to hold this meeting; it is not in any way, shape, or form a "gun rally."
Moore: Duh...you're so insensitive..."From my cold, dead hands?"
Heston: That was in no way, shape, or form a reference to the young girl who was shot by her classmate, dude... Really, who is that much of a jerk?
Bowling For Columbine by Andrew B. October 31, 2004

bust a columbine 

When a person (most likely a disgruntled student) takes a gun to school with the intention of killing multiple people in said school.
Victor was gonna bust a columbine, but he got caught.
bust a columbine by bigtones July 23, 2004

pull a columbine 

to "pull a columbine" is basically doing a typical school shooting, minus the incredibly large amount of infamy, copy cats and social effect that columbine had. basically a lvl 1 school shooting done by a noob who doesn't know how to wash their leather cheerio and smells like doo doo feces.
connor: oh my, im so fed up with being bullied at school even though im the instigator, i think im gonna pull a columbine
penis of johnson: stfu you smelly kid, put your dads hunting rifle away and get some help as well as not be such a bitch at school and no one will bully you"
connor: thanks penis of johnson! now that i've been given some valuable info, i have turned my life around and have become a famous mathematician.
penis of johnson: you're welcome!
*and the school lived happily ever after*

Super Columbine Massacre RPG 

Super Columbine Massacre RPG! Also known as SCMRPG. Or SCMRPG!
A game released for the PC in April 2005, it can be downloaded at www.columbinegame.com. it is a Final Fantasy like game made with RPG Maker, with attempts to re-enact the events of the Columbine High School Massacre.

There is many music from other video games, and you even get to go to hell to fight the monsters from Doom. Sounds like a great game, right? Well it is. It was developed by Danny Ledonne.

The game begins as Eric Harris' mother wakes him on April 20, 1999. Harris phones Dylan Klebold, and the pair meet in Harris' basement to plot a series of bombings that will precede their planned shooting. The two reminisce about the bullying they experienced at Columbine High and express rage at those they perceive to be their tormentors. Harris and Klebold make a video, apologizing to their parents and asking them not to blame themselves for what will follow. The two boys collect their guns and bombs, pack a duffel bag with weapons, and leave home.

The game attempts to tell about the Columbine Shootings, and why they occurred. It's an epic game which I highly recommend, and it has music from classic video games and bands, such as Mega Man 2, and Smashing Pumpkins.
And to top it off, it's free! :)
Go ahead, try this epic game out!
Super Columbine Massacre RPG is good at re-enacting the events of the Columbine Massacre.

bowling for columbine 

"The biggest lie of all in "Bowling for Columbine" is this so-called NRA. Mr. Moore actually expects us ignorant Americans to believe that there exists an organization in America that is so callous as to hold a pro-gun rally less than two weeks after one of the most horrific episodes of gun violence in our nation's history right next to very location where that incident occurred?!"

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED YOU DUMB HICK!! WHOEVER WROTE THAT NEEDS TO START READING THE PAPERS!!
Proof that right-wing America just can't handle the truth. Michael Moore is too damn honest