columbus cadet

white people

Mmm look at them Columbus cadets walk-in up in here

by Pinkafrican69 June 22, 2021

Clumsy Stranger

The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.

"I was so bored last night I gave myself a clumsy stranger."

by BagofDicks April 18, 2013

Columbining

To attempt to waste many people in your school.

On April 20, 1999, in the suburban town of Littleton, Colorado, two high-school seniors, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, enacted an all-out assault on Columbine High School during the middle of the school day. Shooting guns and throwing bombs, the two boys killed twelve students and one teacher and injured many more. That is columbining.

by Cyniper September 7, 2008

psychological word clump test

When a series of letters are strung together, without any spaces, to create an ambiguous statement. The patient is then asked to read the statement. How the statement is read reflects the patient's personality. Also a good party joke.

My 2 favorite psychological word clump tests are:

(1) godisnowhere

(2) seethepenisinherhand

by Dr. Sigmund Fraud June 11, 2006

Columbus

some explorer or some shit, idk.

Jim: "Hey, you seen this explorer called Columbus?"
Tom: "who the fuck is he?"
Jim: "discovered america or some shit like that"

by J03 M4MMA February 22, 2021

columbubble

(n.) The general vicinity of Columbia, MD. Represents the secluded community which comprises Columbia, which is an area of great cultural and ethnic diversity. If you have lived in the Columbubble all your life, you have no idea what the real world is. Heh. Good luck.

"There's nothing to do in the Columbubble!" (This, by the way, is sadly true.)

by Shada Bay January 9, 2005

clumsy pelican

The act of one female on three males. This performance consists of the female, on her knees, performing felatio on one standing male while giving manual pleasure to the other two males, standing on either side of the female. The gyrating motion of the arms and head of the female produces a motion reminiscent of a clumsy pelican.

I couldn't believe how silly Jill looked when she was doing the clumsy pelican on Frank, Bob, and Jim in that video!

by wopdonk May 7, 2008