Colder than a bitch in heat

When it's so cold that it is literally colder than a bitch in heat

"Dude my piss stream just froze completely solid mid piss! It's colder than a bitch in heat!" and your friend says, "No shit it's colder than a bitch in heat This shit is hella Montanan yo!"

by Montanan Man October 9, 2018

wtf commercial

A commercial that is completely irrelevant to the product

guy 1: i was watching this commercial with 3 hot babes having a pillow fight. i was left asking wtf when i found out it was for a chevy truck.

guy 2: oh dude thats a wtf commercial

by rh15 November 9, 2009

Full-Colter

When you wear a single t-shirt with no pants or underwear on.

That dude is going full-colter! Rad!

by coloradowolf January 18, 2014

si senor commercial

used to reference to that hella cool dude in that jeans commercial with the leg thing;to be hella awesome

I do believe that the si senor commercial is very entertaining my good man.

Oh golly gee! That is so si senor commercial

by fo shnizzle ma nizzle izzle bizzle fizzle dizzle k February 27, 2003

off the commercials

Verb. A slang term originating from resembling the act of one's self or another being engaged in any type of action, energetic work, activity, or constant motive that never seems to come to a stop. This can have a negative or positive connotation, depending on context, such as describing a person who is constantly coming up with mind-blowingly creative ideas, or perhaps someone just out of control or acting weird.

A break from an activity or action would resemble that of a commercial break on television thus the term "He's off the commercials"

Adjectives: off the shits, on some other shit, geeked up, doped up, on a tip, trippin.

1. Student #1: Man this teacher hasn't stopped going on and on about linear equations, he won't take a break.
Student #2: Yea bro he's off the shits
Student #3: That boi Mr. Wahnon off the commercials for real!!!

Bro #1: Aye bra you seen Christopher's post's on Instagram bra? He's looking swole bra!
Bro #2: Yeah bra he's been hitting up the gym with Gabe lately, you know him he's never not at the gym I heard he hits the weights like 3 times a day!
Bro #1: Trueee! That boi is off the commercials for real!!!!

Frat boi #1: Wtf did you guys give Zuriel? He hasn't stopped break dancing he looks like he's having a seizure all over the floor for the past 3hours!
Frat boi #2: Normal reaction giving him a little wiff of some coke.. don't worry he'll be off the commercials eventually.

by AssMucus April 12, 2017

Colbert Bump

An extreme boost in popularity after appearing on the Colbert Report.

Toby Keith appeared on the the Colbert Report and later that week his new album was number one therefore he received the Colbert Bump.

by hallway kun July 20, 2007

Coomer

A coomer is someone who excessively mastubates for the dopamine rush and the sense of fullfillment. Usually masturbates up to seven times a day,

Mohamed Kaid is a coomer.

by anonymous December 10, 2020