Awkwardly uncordinated. Tall, blonde, most likely albino homosapean. Always thinks he's right and spreads every rumor he hears. Tries to act cool and go with the crowd, but epicly fails most of the time. although he is mostly negatively described, he does have a few good characteristics about him. I'm not sure what those are yet.
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Rick: Hey man, did you hear Kevin collinated those islands near Britain?
Jack: No way dude, that's lit.
Rick: Yeah, he's got hella babies to take care of now. But he's the king of the Island now.
Jack: No way dude, that's lit.
Rick: Yeah, he's got hella babies to take care of now. But he's the king of the Island now.
by gondolaren October 22, 2018
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collides with another person's reality. they are just as much in your world as you are in their world, you are connected and responsible for everything that is happening in your reality.
collides with another person's reality. they are just as much in your world as you are in their world, you are connected and responsible for everything that is happening in your reality.
by d_sizzla February 28, 2019
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2. Having the dirtiest, hardest sex of your life. Hurts like anal but I’m the vag.
2. Having the dirtiest, hardest sex of your life. Hurts like anal but I’m the vag.
1. My life is a total collosafuck.
2. My vag still looks like a coffee can after that collosafuck this morning.
2. My vag still looks like a coffee can after that collosafuck this morning.
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WHEN I TELL U ITS ONE OF THE BEST FICS TO EXIST READ IT INSTEAD OF HET DUPLISHITTY or atleast read y&b and be cultured <3
“Mythology/Fairytale!AU in which Louis is a dainty fairy with a temper who wants to be intimidating and Harry hurts people. Naturally, they hate each other.
(Featuring Liam, the big and not-so-bad wolf who’s got a thing for humans, Zayn, a human with supernaturally good looks, and Niall, the cupid who just wants his job to be easier.)”
WHEN I TELL U ITS ONE OF THE BEST FICS TO EXIST READ IT INSTEAD OF HET DUPLISHITTY or atleast read y&b and be cultured <3
“Mythology/Fairytale!AU in which Louis is a dainty fairy with a temper who wants to be intimidating and Harry hurts people. Naturally, they hate each other.
(Featuring Liam, the big and not-so-bad wolf who’s got a thing for humans, Zayn, a human with supernaturally good looks, and Niall, the cupid who just wants his job to be easier.)”
"collision by itjustkindahappened. thats it. "
"so fucking true bff"
"also can eris just stfu no one likes her."
"so fucking true bff"
"also can eris just stfu no one likes her."
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An old soul, the kind of person you only meet once in your life.
2) Doesn't crush on everyone, but once she does, she falls HARD. Has a soft spot for guys with names that start with J or N
3)Around 5ft 7, brown hair with strawberry blonde highlights, and green eyes. Has always wanted freckles
4 1/2)loves her family and friends, would Literally journey across Middle Earth to save them.
5)Loves musicals and the arts in general, would like to think she can sing. Can crack a good joke, only when you least expect it. Is low key in love with a baby grand piano. 3)Very peripatetic, and carries a notebook everywhere she goes. "Loves Jesus and her boyfriend too" Has gone beyond building castles in Spain only to find herself building entire worlds and languages in her imagination. J.R.R. Tolkein is most likely her inspiration. Given to random spouts of information and outlets for her addiction to the Victorian Era, mysteries, tea, and writing
7)Has a horrible memory, loves to be right. Like most girls, she's s insecure about her height, looks, and weight. surprisingly strong for a girl, addicted to running 5ks, relay races, and throwing Javelin.
8)Dreams Big, but loves home.. Loves Well, ut knows how to sling a good sarcastic comment, Feels Deeply but doesnt cry a whole bunch
9)Quite eccentric, would be wildly intelligent if she wasn't so habitually stupid
An old soul, the kind of person you only meet once in your life.
2) Doesn't crush on everyone, but once she does, she falls HARD. Has a soft spot for guys with names that start with J or N
3)Around 5ft 7, brown hair with strawberry blonde highlights, and green eyes. Has always wanted freckles
4 1/2)loves her family and friends, would Literally journey across Middle Earth to save them.
5)Loves musicals and the arts in general, would like to think she can sing. Can crack a good joke, only when you least expect it. Is low key in love with a baby grand piano. 3)Very peripatetic, and carries a notebook everywhere she goes. "Loves Jesus and her boyfriend too" Has gone beyond building castles in Spain only to find herself building entire worlds and languages in her imagination. J.R.R. Tolkein is most likely her inspiration. Given to random spouts of information and outlets for her addiction to the Victorian Era, mysteries, tea, and writing
7)Has a horrible memory, loves to be right. Like most girls, she's s insecure about her height, looks, and weight. surprisingly strong for a girl, addicted to running 5ks, relay races, and throwing Javelin.
8)Dreams Big, but loves home.. Loves Well, ut knows how to sling a good sarcastic comment, Feels Deeply but doesnt cry a whole bunch
9)Quite eccentric, would be wildly intelligent if she wasn't so habitually stupid
That Callisa is almost as hilarious as she is pretty
I wish Callisa would remember a thing I said
Does she not hear me? Must be a Callisa
"Callisa, you must have taken your cuteness pills today"
"A Callisa wouldn't know a good decision if it smacked her in the face"
A Callisa is someone whom you've never met, but you've already decided many things about
Anyone can be a Callisa. All you gotta do is act like a goof...and have a buttload of natural talent
I wish Callisa would remember a thing I said
Does she not hear me? Must be a Callisa
"Callisa, you must have taken your cuteness pills today"
"A Callisa wouldn't know a good decision if it smacked her in the face"
A Callisa is someone whom you've never met, but you've already decided many things about
Anyone can be a Callisa. All you gotta do is act like a goof...and have a buttload of natural talent
by The1whogotAw_a_y November 21, 2021
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