culinary columbine

A horrible meal that is the result of a massacre in the kitchen.

His mother cooked Thanksgiving dinner, it was a culinary columbine.

by NCdubmixer November 21, 2009

Colin Firth

Smoldering, intellectual, politically active, incredibly beautiful British actor who defined the character of Mr. Darcy for a generation of admiring females. (I think that "smoldering" is an adjective used far too infrequently since the advent of gas barbecues. We have Colin to thank for bringing it back into vogue.)

Subtly sexy, Colin specializes in portraying characters whose outer reserve obscures the passionate nature bubbling under the surface. He appeals to women of all ages, whose male partners have been known to characterize him as "mental foreplay!"

"I met Colin Firth! At the Toronto Film Festival!"

"Was he as gorgeous in person as on film?"

"No! He was gorgeouser!"

"Gorgeouser is not a word."

"Oh."

by Michele714 June 24, 2006

Colin Kaepernick

He is a QB for the SF 49ers who was drafted in the second round in 2011 and is a one hit wonder for the 2012 Super Bowl season and has been just shit since. He is called Colin SACKORPICK by the 49ers fans because whenever he touches the ball on a pass play he is most likely to either get sacked or throw a pick.

Colin Kaepernick just threw the ball and it is a pick as usual.

by 49ers for life March 31, 2016

Covina

A place with many police men who pull you over because they have a high quota to meet.

Drive through covina as safe as possible!!! Home of the money makers!!!

by AAAndujar August 20, 2008

Colin

A little junior baddie boo buns sugar plum honey nugget sweet pea peanut cutie patootie sweetly

Oh you know colin? Yea he’s that little junior baddie boo buns sugar plum honey nugget sweet pea peanut cutie patootie sweetly!

by Bhattiecrease October 17, 2021

Colindres

When somebody likes their own status update on Facebook (especially chronically).

You see that Nehemias over there pulled another Colindres on that pancake booty photo blog he posted?

by Massive Sigh June 23, 2012

Calina

Calina is a very beautiful girl with a good heart and she doesn't want to hurt anyone the boys are also crushing on her but she doesn't do anything about it, because she's loyal to one boy that she likes.

Boy:. Oh look, there's Calina
Boy : I wish she would date me uh

by yeetnibba October 24, 2019