Cobra Commander

Leader of evil crime syndicate COBRA in the GIJOE cartoon series of the 80s. His face is always covered, at first with a hood, and then by wa variety of helmets as the series progressed.

If only Cobra Commander listened to Dr. Mindbender's advice he would have suceeded in destroying GIJOE.

by DB January 13, 2005

rofl copter commander

A person that uses rofl copter an obscene amount of times no matter the situation. This usually turns into a running joke.

Chad Goding is the original rofl copter commander.

by P. Kaltenbach February 5, 2008

Calimander

A sex position involving one male and five females. The male is laying down legs and arm spred. Arm perfurible above head. The females each take an apendige of their choosing, a leg, an arm, or the penis. Then the females go at it. The male does not (some times cant) need to move.

Yo man, I just had a Calimander with five girls last night.

by Half Man Half Bird Half Mexian October 8, 2007

ass commander

a particularly accomplished butt cowboy, also viceroy of enormous gay sect

you are an ass commander, all hail the revered ass commander

by viceroy greg October 12, 2008

wing commander

A man that has achieved certification in all of the 'wing ' categories

white wings
Brown wings
Red wings
yellow wings

A true adventurer in sexual exploration

Jeff gained his 4 wings from his willing girlfriend and thus ascended to the rank of wing commander

by ermo September 8, 2004

Comander Bob

A little soy boy who gets 0 pussy

That comander bob sure is a simp

by TheRealReptar April 11, 2022

vag commander

someones who is a certified pussy fucker

do you know who i am who's i be....... vag commander this

i run pussy they call me the vag commander

by shyne110 May 5, 2017