From the earth I rise, and to the earth I will one day return.
What's up, mothershuckers? My name is colonel cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:
corn
Corn is a North American serial plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.
It is also called 'maize' because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.
Side effects of corn may include... Uh, choking, I guess.
Come on down today, and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn-
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What's up, mothershuckers? My name is colonel cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:
corn
Corn is a North American serial plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.
It is also called 'maize' because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.
Side effects of corn may include... Uh, choking, I guess.
Come on down today, and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn-
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The troops of Colonel Dijon, dressed to the nines, enjoyed a magnificent meal, while the horsemen of General Kazoo slept in the rain, gnawing at melvins which grew on the river bank.
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