Coffee

1) adjective

Term used to describe that which is entirely awesome, profound, or otherwise regarded as favorable.

2) noun

An object of awesomeness.

synonyms: awesome, cool
antonyms: decaf
1)
A: I just pwned some noobs on Counterstrike.
B: Dude, that's so coffee.

2)
A: I found $100!
B: Coffee!
by David Fier November 11, 2004
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Coffee flavored coffee

Coffee that tastes like coffee. Doesn't tastes like hazelnut, vanilla, pumpkin spice or whatever. Coffee like it was meant to be.
From Denis Leary's Lock and Load:

Been in Dunkin' Donuts lately? The last bastion of coffee flavored coffee? It's gone. Forget about it. You walk in there now, there's people wearing berets, they're writing poetry on computers, there's a kid behind the counter: "Would you like a coffee kuhlata?"

Fuck no! www.blowme.com! Coffee Kuhlata -- what the hell is that all about? Man, when I was a kid, Dunkin Donuts had two things -- coffee, and donuts, and that WAS IT! You took the donut, you dunked it in the cofee, thus the fuckin title of the place! Duuuuuuuuuukin DONUTS!

That's all the had, donuts and coffee, nothing else, no ice, no napkins, no soda, no salt, no pepper, no parfait, no crousants, NOTHING! You walk in there now, there's soup flying around, people are eating finger sandwiches... They got donuts on display in a case, like relics from a former era, you know. 'Here's what we used to serve. We used to fry 'em up and sell them by the dozen, back in the 70's.'
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 10, 2008
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Coffee

Coffee- having sex , while your coffee gets cold
by kjnrl November 27, 2022
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Coffee

Man 1: Hey I'm making coffee.
Man 2: Yo make me a cup of dat "Hot Morning Drank"!
by OutlandishSnake September 22, 2017
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Coffee

johnny: My dad knew I liked beans
So like he was just playing with beans
He dropped it, and then he dropped it on the rock
And then it slid, and then hot water started pouring
And then coffee!
by ghfvtjtjfrnchtukkdhi January 02, 2020
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Coffee

Aka Brown morning potion.

The substance that prevents mass homicide and keeps humanity alive
If I don't get coffee, all of yall are gonna die
by MayaGreensleeves11 November 17, 2019
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GIVE ME THE DAMN COFFEE OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL DESTROY YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE
by YourMotherIsDeadInside May 29, 2018
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