Get the Cootchiefication mug.by Crispy00 February 7, 2020
Get the Coutch mug.1.) noun— Refers to a woman's pubic region that has not been woman-scaped long enough for little hairs to be present, but not long enough to have become a curly bush, resembling the hairs on a kiwi. Can be uncomfortable to perform cunnilingus on.
David: A-a-ron, the only thing worse than stank dick is kiwi cootchie
Aaron: Stop calling me A-a-ron.
David: Like imagine you decide you're gonna give her some good ol' lip service *wink* *wink* to find that she hasn't shaved in a few days, which you think will be fine until you go for the muff dive only to get porcupined in the face by her Kiwi Cootchie! It is THE WORST, A-a-aron!
Aaron: You know, the only reason my name is A-a-ron is because our names are the two protagonists from "The Interview," right?
David: Whatever man, they hate us cause they anus
A-a-ron: That was the worst reference ever...
Aaron: Stop calling me A-a-ron.
David: Like imagine you decide you're gonna give her some good ol' lip service *wink* *wink* to find that she hasn't shaved in a few days, which you think will be fine until you go for the muff dive only to get porcupined in the face by her Kiwi Cootchie! It is THE WORST, A-a-aron!
Aaron: You know, the only reason my name is A-a-ron is because our names are the two protagonists from "The Interview," right?
David: Whatever man, they hate us cause they anus
A-a-ron: That was the worst reference ever...
by The_Honey_Badger January 11, 2015
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Get the Bun a cotch mug.slang term for the mouth piece of the hookah because it makes your lips numb and makes you say "cootcha" as in catch ya later
hookah: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooka
War ning Advisory: This can be taken many different ways as in a perverted sense, only say to close female friends and not too females that you don't know or else you will be preverbially bitch slapped.
hookah: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooka
War ning Advisory: This can be taken many different ways as in a perverted sense, only say to close female friends and not too females that you don't know or else you will be preverbially bitch slapped.
After the Hookah Bar:
"Damn girls, that was some good hookah, well I gotta get goin to work at the 7-11 so cootcha."
"Damn girls, that was some good hookah, well I gotta get goin to work at the 7-11 so cootcha."
by $$$SNEEZE$$$ September 20, 2008
Get the cootcha mug.The choice name for a person acting the fool; a misinformed individual; dummy
Can also be a person who does cocaine, loves Murs unconditionally, anyone who says " I spit my game and talk my shit"
Can also be a person who does cocaine, loves Murs unconditionally, anyone who says " I spit my game and talk my shit"
by rebelsoulchile December 2, 2010
Get the Sour Cootch mug.The experience of discomfort endured when boxer shorts are too tight on the wearer and ride up to uncomfortable, and often painful areas.
Like a wedgie, but more of an effect on the scrotal area.
Like a wedgie, but more of an effect on the scrotal area.
by Jinola June 23, 2011
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