Cooning

Candice Owens. Stephen on Django. African American Republicans are all definitions of cooning. Lets us not forget Herschel Walker.

Man...did you hear Candice Owens cooning again. She must have Stockholm syndrome.

by OG Bobby Johnson's Johnson March 15, 2022

cocopling

Someone with an erected penis of less than 4 inches

Justin has a cocopling

by Fjfjcjdkdkckd August 5, 2022

Cracooning

Blowing crack back into the balloon to revive another hit.

Crackhead must be low on dope he's cracooning again

by Phelonyy November 27, 2022

Cooning

The art of taking someone's backpack while they aren't looking, removing all the items, turning it inside out, and putting everything back in.

Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.

Alex: "Quick, coon Aidan's backpack while he's in the bathroom."
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"

by HoChiSock May 17, 2023

Cooning

To entertain in a loud manner if from the black community.

Dude is cooning and hollering just to get noticed!

by Rinser-UK September 21, 2023

Cooning

The act of going to a cancer hospital and sexually assaulting black patients while spinning them.
This term originated on an online forum in 2006 when a user posted a degenerative video of a 30 year old man skull fucking a black patient while saying “Damn, you spin like a bayblade.”

Dahmer went cooning at the local hospital.

by Dr. Doomass February 1, 2024

Chooning

sex

My wife and her coworker were chooning last night. I don't know what I'm going to do. They were chooning so hard I was mildly turned on even. I'm not a cuck though. I choon sometimes.

by Chooner6227 March 27, 2024