by Ben December 22, 2004
Get the cockwaffle mug.Cockwaffle a term used to describe a mans penis which has been inserted into a waffle iron. Thus making his cock a waffle.
Usually this happens when either a man acidentally falls onto the table he was making his breakfast waffles while naked and waffles his own penis. Or in other instances it happens when the male is a huge douchebag and a female realizes this and decides when he says he wants waffles bitch she takes it opon herself to cockwaffle him.
by Biii7CH June 4, 2010
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Cockwomble - cock-wom-ble (noun) British for a foolish or obnoxious person. However, Cockwomble took on a whole new meaning in social media when defining an over zealous fan of Meghan Markle. (Meghan Markle, a North American actress who did much of her work on her back and in the front seat of cars, married Henry of Wales on 19 May, 2018)
Cockwomble "Sugars" are often beyond the realm of delusional and obnoxious. They project Meghan Markle as a future Queen Consort, completely ignoring the line of succession. Cockwombles live in a world of make-believe and cosplay. It has been found that most of the Markle Cockwombles are uneducated persons who have no particular life beyond their social media accounts. The vast majority according to many poll rosters suggest that Cockwombles hail primarily from the United States.
Cockwomble "Sugars" are often beyond the realm of delusional and obnoxious. They project Meghan Markle as a future Queen Consort, completely ignoring the line of succession. Cockwombles live in a world of make-believe and cosplay. It has been found that most of the Markle Cockwombles are uneducated persons who have no particular life beyond their social media accounts. The vast majority according to many poll rosters suggest that Cockwombles hail primarily from the United States.
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by DrewAlmighty October 17, 2006
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Get the cockwobble mug.- a straight woman or gay guy who enjoys penis time, with no preference as to size, colour, sparkliness or levels of use; as wombles like to find things, recycle them, make them their own new favourite thing & enjoy a good fiddle & playing session!
L: How was your night?
P: Good thanks, although ended with me being quite a cockwomble! Always fun!
L: Excellent, I need a cockwomble session!
P: Good thanks, although ended with me being quite a cockwomble! Always fun!
L: Excellent, I need a cockwomble session!
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