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status cockblocker

someone who the facebook poster does not know very well or like very much. By commenting, this annoying person will prevent the friends of the poster on commenting for fear of the situation becoming awkward between them and the blocker.
1. I wanted to comment on your statuses, but that status cockblocker michael feels the need to comment on every single one.
2. I do not know steve that well, and I can't comment on any of your statuses because that status cockblocker keeps beating me to it.
by dpolotsky March 14, 2010
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piece of shit cocksucker

1. A term used to describe someone that you hold in utter disregard or contempt.

2.Verbal slur meant to demean and emasculate a potential opponent in a street fight.

3. Term used to describe somebody that has ripped you off or offended you in any number of ways.
1. I hate that piece of shit cocksucker!

2. C'mon! You piece of shit cocksucker! Fuck you!

3. Nine hundred dollars?! That piece of shit cocksucker!
by Mr. Wisdom August 27, 2009
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cockblocking roommate

Somebody who never leaves the room whenever you could fulfill your sexlife. This kind of people disrespect your privacy needs either because they don't give a fuck about you or just simply being an asshole.
"Dude I picked up that hot chick yesterday but I couldn't bang her "
"How comes? "
"'Cause my prick cockblocking roommate were staying in the room all time again, it was the 3rd time he ruined my sexlife "
by theRiko June 23, 2016
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clocksucker

Someone who wastes tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result.
1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"

2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.
by Cody May 6, 2004
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Cocksucker

Someone who sucks cock.

Can be used as an insult or a compliment.
Don't be a cocksucker!
Look at that cocksucker!
She's a great cocksucker.
Fuck you you fucking COCKSUCKER!!
Aaa-ai-ai-ai, cocksuckers never eat hair pie.
by de-pube February 10, 2021
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cockblocktail

An alcoholic beverage that is offered by a third party to the person with whom you are hoping to have sex that results in that person passing out or otherwise becoming too inebriated to have sex.
I was definitely going to have sex with Katie tonight, and then Dave and Mike bought her a cockblocktail and she passed out in the corner.
by fredcasa April 3, 2011
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Arrogant Cocksucker

A condescending, mean spirited, despicable prick. Someone if you never saw or interacted with again, it would be too soon! One wants this type of person in their life about as much as they would want a rash on their own ass,however, sometimes they are simply unavoidable( Boss, Co-worker,neighbor,etc.). Just the sight of this individual can make you sick.
I can't stand how Bill talks down to me! He's a real arrogant cocksucker and I'd love to knock his ass in the grass!
by T123456789 August 5, 2011
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