cockney

Arrogant, violent, and it many cases unwashed vermin from the east end of London. Lucky they are being wiped out due to rapid London immigration.

Cockney to Cockney at a West Ham match: 'Look, there's some away fans, let's beat them all up even if there are children among them'

by jk5_1986 October 22, 2016

cockbeer

what you say to someone who is an asshole whilst offering them a beer.

see the movie BASEKTball

by Seany L May 13, 2003

Cockfee

When your have sex and your cup of coffee in the morning

Ana: how is your morning going?
Aimee: I got my cockfee fix, so I guess it's pretty great!

by Alovee1 February 4, 2017

Cockseed

1. Sperm

2. The opposite of starseed.

1. She swallowed all my cockseed.

2. I'm not an alien , I was born from cockseed

by Yogilicious May 23, 2014

Cockleech

A woman who financially drains a man without providing anything, sexual or otherwise to the relationship.

Matt's fiance Krista doesn't work, has no kids, is addicted to opiates, doesn't put out, and has a terrible shopping habit, what a cockleech!

by darkangeline September 2, 2014

Cockness Monster

A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.

Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."

by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015

Cockney Red

Discription of individuals who come from a Greater London but insisted in glory hunting and support Manchester United from the comfort of their own armchair. These individuals are usually born between 1980 and 1999.

Oh look, there's another Cockney Red, glory hunting child bastard

by footybants April 23, 2019