cockernet

Like the titernet, but:

The internet as seen by a (gay) guy with some time alone.

Saturday night I have by myself, so I generally porn about on the cockernet.

by Ashley Sykes March 18, 2008

Cockless Excuse

The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.

Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'

by Tearrrs m' Nearrrs December 22, 2008

Cockleberry Finn

The pornographic rendition of best selling novel "Huckleberry Finn"

Anthony: Hey brad, what did you read in Mr. Smith's class today!

Brad: Mr. Smith pulled out one of his child hood favourites, Cockleberry Finn.
All the pages were stuck together though...

by Stroner<3IU June 9, 2016

Mad Cocker

The name given to a man who carried out a series of attacks in Sheffield, England in the summer of 1988. These attacks involved him going door to door in residential areas throughout the city with a male chicken hidden discretely under his coat. Upon finding an unlocked door, he would forcefully thrust the "Mad Cock" on his victims on the other side of the door. Such attacks were marked with a card thrown into the fray with the words inscribed: "You've been Cocked by the Mad Cocker".

After my aunt was cocked by the Mad Cocker, she had to spend 6 weeks in nuthouse receiving daily electroshock therapy. She's still never fully recovered.

by son_of_mad_cocker July 6, 2008

shirt-cocker

A man who wears only a shirt at a nude beach.

The beach wandering shirt-cocker enjoyed tanning his buns while keeping the sun off his back.

by Uncle Mit September 7, 2009

Cocklette

A tiny tampon-sized penis.

That poor man who is 6'5" has a cocklette.

That man must have been a bad person in a past life because Jesus ran out of cocks and gave him a cocklette!

by SassyGirl_InTheBay December 17, 2013

cockle snap

A phrase designed to express anger in a moment where other words will just not do.

B: Dude, I banged your sister last night. On your bed.

E: COCKLE SNAP!

by John Elmo June 20, 2006