When you’re doing a chick from behind and shove her face in a cake(preferably chocolate) and she eats the cake while face shoved in, then jizz all over her cake ridden face.
by Nutso March 25, 2021
A man who statistically gets no bitches.
Known to be one of the many men on the planet who no matter how hard he tries cannot find a woman that is willing to date him.
Known to be one of the many men on the planet who no matter how hard he tries cannot find a woman that is willing to date him.
by ScatmanJohn June 19, 2022
A dirty dirty little sex pest that will fuck your nan and dad in the same afternoon. Usually their names begin with a, b, c or l, but never lee.
by Beltazar November 10, 2017
by Spook is fine June 21, 2021
Sex move; the girl's hair is in pigtails to cover her ears and having sex doggystyle. The male rolls up a newspaper and if she makes a noise he hits her on the nose; the male yelling "no" while hitting her on the nose is optional
My new girlfriend Jenn was too loud having sex so I had to cocker spaniel her to teach her not to be so loud.
by Shorty in Chicago November 12, 2011
Literally: One who cocks cocks.
More indepth, a total douche bag who is hated by all (especially their mother) and is such a dick, that merely calling him a "cock" doesn't come close to expressing the depth in which they suck.
Can be used as a description, or an insult.
More indepth, a total douche bag who is hated by all (especially their mother) and is such a dick, that merely calling him a "cock" doesn't come close to expressing the depth in which they suck.
Can be used as a description, or an insult.
by Excitable Boy_1024 October 17, 2010