Cockamawhacker

A cockamawhacker is a device used to sever the male reproductive organ of large, husky, 50 year old men. It utilizes a large propane torch with an electric spark igniter and a series of razer blades which arrange to form a 4" wide circle, which then is heated by the torch. You rip the pull cord as hard as possible once heated, then the blades close in rapidly to form an even smaller circle, continuosly shrinking until it closes, completely incapacitating the phallus of the victim. They usually cost around $32.

Abductor: "Do you know this is?"
Victim: "No."
Abductor: "Let me give you a demonstration. This is called a cockamawhacker."

*severs cock*

"EXTREME BRUH MOMENT!"

by Tarnished Balls May 7, 2020

Cockwamble

A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements while generally having a very high opinion of his own wisdom and importance.

Dr. Fauci is a cockwamble.

by C00F May 14, 2021

cockamated

Out of whack, misaligned, screwed up.

Variation of the word "cockamamie".

Dave: Hey Diana, what seems to be the problem?

Diana: I can't seem to get the paper loaded in the printer the right way. My print jobs keep coming out all cockamated.

by Sleepy Woodchuck September 6, 2013

Cockcasian

A threeway consisting of 2 cocks 1 asian and a white boy and girl

Dude me and my girl had this dope Cockcasian with that chinese exchange student!

by Captai Cali May 20, 2016

COCKCASIOUS

One having a fedish or fixation with ones own penis without realizing where one is at, public or private.

How one is acting, annoying, rude, disrespectful

Why are you being so cockcasious?
That is so cockcasious!
You cockcasious ass.

by What it is 33 May 4, 2018

Cockamorphus

When the ejectile penis is erect and swings in circular motion causing two sins to be taken into account which leads into babies! Wanna know how? He fucks any bitch he sees! Follow me on ig; Twxvy

Damn bobby! You just pulled a cockamorphus on that bitch!

by TwxvyOnINSTAGRAM March 18, 2019

Cockameet

Austin Randall on the hill messing with the cockameet

Randall is play with his cockameet

by Methanight Joe leis November 13, 2019