cockapolt

when you lay on your back and use your cock as a catapolt by pulling back on it and flinging a object

i cockapolted a rasin at her with my cock last night

by jnb1 January 19, 2009

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cockaboos

mens or boys underwear with a faulty crotch opening or stretched out leg holes that may expose the wearers penis.

Man just out of shower to wife half asleep in bed "Honey, look at these new underwear!" Wife waking to the sight of her husband's penis peeking out his undies at her "Those are "cockaboos", dear."

by shwilla April 12, 2010

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verb: A state of suffocation by dick sucking. Hyperventilation, blue in the face, and unconsciousness are very common symptoms, and it occurs very quickly. Tips for if this should occur.
Men: Try to restart her heart by pounding your cock on her chest.
Women: Hope your man is competent enough to save you or else you have been defeated by dick.

That girl totally got cockedout by that cowboy and she almost died but then regained consciousness.

by awesomeoamzin April 24, 2011

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Cockmouth

One experiences cockmouth when they are near or around a guy (or guys) and want to impress them with either their bullshit lies or actual awesome stories. Either way, when you are being a cockmouth, you just sound like a bragging bitch. A tell tale sign that you are suffering from cockmouth is when the people around you cannot stop rolling their eyes.

Julia: Yeah, Brad, I totally bungee jumped off of that bridge in Sydney, right after I explored the reef and fended off a giant sting ray who was trying to mate with my bestie. Did I tell you, I'm a trained animal psychiatrist, oh, and that stingray thing totes made me a local celebrity.

Sarah: (rolls eyes) Wow, Julia just won't shut her big fucking cockmouth.

by lifewithlemons November 15, 2011

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