bilateral clusterfuck

A clusterfuck in multiple areas of a single project or situation.

That toga party would have been awesome but planning it became such a bilateral clusterfuck, we never could have pulled it off

by Torch252 December 3, 2014

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure

A Miserable Failure that is a much bigger failure than your typical Miserable Failure.

That absolute dumbass cannot and will never do anything right, he's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 28, 2020

Doink Doink Clusterfuck

When two professional sports teams play during same time, causing traffic, metro, and bar congestion.z

Both the Nats and DC United play at home on Sunday..that is gonna cause a doink doink clusterfuck.

by Angry Pirate 🏴‍☠️ October 3, 2019

clusterfuck

Large quantity of confused people in a disorganized manner.

Sorry I'm late, it was a real clusterfuck on main street.

by Anonymous November 24, 2002

ClatterFuck

Thrown around the room like a rag doll and ride like a crazy rabbit! Not giving a feck where you are or whats going on, not knowing which is up or down! Breaking stuff in the process, being as loud as you can be and not giving a shit! Crazy Angry (but great to get outa your system) sex!

Think tommy teirnan used it one of his sketches!

Clatterfuck, -ed -er -erized

I destroyed the place, absolutely clatterfucked her!

He clatterfucked me so hard I didnt know which was up or down!

by ClatterFeck July 26, 2010

overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck

hell if i know but it cant be good

man fuck you, you overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck!!!!!

by J_P June 20, 2004

clusterfuck

To have everything wrong happen at the exact same time.

Dammit, I got clusterfucked today.

by MoonKnight December 24, 2002