The blood clot leftover on your shaft after having sex with your woman right at the beginning or end of her period.
I was banging Lindsay last night, and I forgot she was on the rag. She left a nasty Scarlet Tuna Clump on my meatpipe.
by mtuffguy25 February 26, 2011
Get the Scarlet Tuna Clumpmug. when you here the phrase, “ YOU RETARDED CLUMP OF GAS” , they are telling you that you are being annoying, or did something stupid.
by xoxoxbitchass January 10, 2019
Get the retarded clump of gasmug. a frozen sample of period blood with some blood clots, that is un-frozen by fire, then used in strawberry fruitistas at taco bell then sold to lovely, un-knowing customers (:
taco bell employee: what can i get for you?
customer: yes i'd like one strawberry fruitista ,extra strawberries
employee: alright, *yells to the back* one alaskan fire clump, extra blood clots!
customer: yes i'd like one strawberry fruitista ,extra strawberries
employee: alright, *yells to the back* one alaskan fire clump, extra blood clots!
by taco burritooo October 16, 2010
Get the alaskan fire clumpmug. When a series of letters are strung together, without any spaces, to create an ambiguous statement. The patient is then asked to read the statement. How the statement is read reflects the patient's personality. Also a good party joke.
by Dr. Sigmund Fraud June 11, 2006
Get the psychological word clump testmug. A synonym of 'Get your shit together' Based off of the clumping of poop marbles together to form a log.
Wes: Hey man, Hows it going?
Isak: Been unemployed for awhile now and Lisa's gonna be wanting child support soon.
Wes: Sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.
Isak: Been unemployed for awhile now and Lisa's gonna be wanting child support soon.
Wes: Sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.
by Colegade July 8, 2009
Get the Get your clumps in a logmug. a word describing asleep or "slumped" but in a very weird position or if somebody is sleeping very well and it just looks slightly weird
by ProfessionalWordMaker February 25, 2022
Get the clumpedmug. it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)
''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**
by Tk4real January 24, 2018
Get the retarded clump of gasmug.