The blood clot leftover on your shaft after having sex with your woman right at the beginning or end of her period.
I was banging Lindsay last night, and I forgot she was on the rag. She left a nasty Scarlet Tuna Clump on my meatpipe.
by mtuffguy25 February 09, 2011
when you here the phrase, “ YOU RETARDED CLUMP OF GAS” , they are telling you that you are being annoying, or did something stupid.
by xoxoxbitchass January 10, 2019
a frozen sample of period blood with some blood clots, that is un-frozen by fire, then used in strawberry fruitistas at taco bell then sold to lovely, un-knowing customers (:
taco bell employee: what can i get for you?
customer: yes i'd like one strawberry fruitista ,extra strawberries
employee: alright, *yells to the back* one alaskan fire clump, extra blood clots!
customer: yes i'd like one strawberry fruitista ,extra strawberries
employee: alright, *yells to the back* one alaskan fire clump, extra blood clots!
by taco burritooo October 13, 2010
When a series of letters are strung together, without any spaces, to create an ambiguous statement. The patient is then asked to read the statement. How the statement is read reflects the patient's personality. Also a good party joke.
by Dr. Sigmund Fraud June 02, 2006
A synonym of 'Get your shit together' Based off of the clumping of poop marbles together to form a log.
Wes: Hey man, Hows it going?
Isak: Been unemployed for awhile now and Lisa's gonna be wanting child support soon.
Wes: Sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.
Isak: Been unemployed for awhile now and Lisa's gonna be wanting child support soon.
Wes: Sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.
by Colegade July 08, 2009
fuck me mate, you take a look at what Al is up to? He's only gone off clumping and got himself caught up in some bucket gash! I need a drink, I ca't watch this
by micoole October 12, 2017
"I went clumping with my friends last Monday"
"I just clumped tons of people on main street"
"I'm gonna clump Sarah later today"
"I just clumped tons of people on main street"
"I'm gonna clump Sarah later today"
by Brewerzoid November 16, 2024