clock a grip

to make money (a grip of cash in your hand)

from the 90's... Dr. Dre and Snoop referenced it

I clocked a grip off of that last batch of rocks.

by OE800 February 26, 2005

5 o'clock follies

any driver that has a 9 to 5 job. After 5pm, they get on the highway & cause "rush hour" traffic.

Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"

Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"

by T.Wilson November 27, 2012

Kaffer O'clock

The official name for South Africa's power utility outage problem known as Loadshedding.
This is the direct cause of the ANC party being completely inept at running a country and stealing trillions of dollars in taxpayer money.

Heads up, its Kaffer O'clock from 2pm to 8pm

by T the dog June 28, 2022

smacks o'clock

Smacks o'clock is an indeterminate time of the evening when one is so drunk that they willingly visit a over-crowded indie bar that plays self-proclaimed indie 'classics'. It is the time of night when one gives up any notion of going home early and of their own free-will dances like a loon to the Smiths and does the macarena to MGMT.
It is, by all accounts, a good time. But no-one can really remember it.

Drunkard 1: "Man, I am bored of Wetherspoons now, what time is it?"
Drunkard 2: "It's Smacks o'clock baby!"
Drunkard 1: "Awww yeah"

by Johnny Dangeroux August 21, 2009

Clock Milker

Someone who shows up to work and is completely unproductive, and spends countless hours looking up new definitions on urbandictionary.com.

"Greg" is a clock milker because he comes in everyday and spend hours 6-8 just surfing the web, still pulling the wool over his bosses eyes and taking home his payheck.

by S Wall September 24, 2005

Apache alarm clock

Drinking multiple glasses of water before going to sleep, to help ensure you wake up early due to the need to pee. (Allegedly a technique used by the Apache during the Apache Wars to wake up for pre-dawn raids.)

I got in at 3:00 AM so I set my Apache alarm clock to get up for my 8:00 class. I had to pee so bad I thought I'd put a hole through the toilet...

by RevWaldo January 9, 2010

Funny Clock Man

A name referring to Sergey Taboritsky, a nazi Russian Monarchist within the mod The New Order: Last Days of Europe for the video game Hearts of Iron 4.

Person 1: What's Funny Clock Man's ideology anyways?
Person 2: Burgsys

by Tsar Dudebro II January 5, 2023