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vagina clench

When someone says something awkward and your vagina just happens to clench.
Sarah passed me in the hallway and said, "its smells like farts." I got a major vagina clench
by lilcjizz January 29, 2019
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Butt Clencher

When I saw the hangover with my dad it was a real BC (butt clencher)
by John Thelampguy February 22, 2011
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Clench

Clenching involves you and at least 2 of your closest friends whom you have absolutely no sexual feelings towards. All three participants leave their clothes ON and squish into a twin size bed in a spooning position. Then proceed to bounce up and down/hump to the tune of "shots" by Lmfao while chanting "clench clench clench". Continue til exhaustion, then fall asleep maintaining position. Usually done when completely wasted. Often accompanied by feelings of "WTF" the next day upon reaching sobriety.
guy: did you get any last night?
guy 2: yeah, dude, I clenched these two hot roommates last night. They had ass for dayzzz.

guy: damn. sounds wild
by midgetlover123 August 4, 2012
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clenge

to be clutch with great force of power
Thanks to my clenge OT goal, my team won the championship.
by J.C JR. December 4, 2016
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Clenched

Someone who is tryharding at video games, or is jacking off really fast
Wow that guy is so clenched.
by Plasmic Ashes January 6, 2019
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"I DON'T WANNA BE A CLANCER!"

1- A phrase shouted at someone who doesn't want to do something, usually a group activity in which the entire group makes fools out of themselves 'for the lulz.'

2- A phrase shouted at anyone who doesn't want to do something for varying reasons.

3- A phrase shouted at anyone who posts a picture of a clancer on any popular internet forum.

4- A phrase which can be yelled at anyone who is being a pussy in any situation imaginable.
"I DON'T WANNA BE A CLANCER!" said Don. "GOD! You are such a pussy."
by KKKlancer November 30, 2007
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Clenching

The act of one male homesexual tightening up his anus so as to increase the pleasure of his partner. To make ones asshole tighter.
"I'm having a difficult time taking a leak today...Robert's been clenching the shit outta me lately.
by Gay Robert March 19, 2014
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