cleetwood

A slang term for vagina, also a cove in northwest Oregon.

I'd stick that in your cleetwood.

by chief. December 1, 2004

Cleeter

My anus is loud si I named it cleeter but my pets anus is cleetus

Cleeter fortfort

by Catty meow April 25, 2019

Cleesh

An amount of human equal to a 1x1x1 inch cube.

"I just stole a cleesh from someone!"

"Damn! Lookit that cleesh!"

by CRuh May 13, 2005

Cleethorpes

A smacked up place that the Yorkies adore, got fuck all here for you except people asking you where the best coke is. Don’t forget the finest prostitutes straight out of the sex clinic are located right here, if you want a good time with an STD lucky dip, get your horny arse to Clee. Don’t worry though, they will take anything - chips, kfc, 20 packs of jps or a giffgaff top up! If you’re looking for a nice homey seaside don’t come here, it’s a dirty river full of used condoms and everyone’s piss. Fancy a late night hike? Around cleethorpes, you can see our finest attractions! These include; crackhead corners where they itch like a bitch and beg you for 20p, finest chinese with every breed of dogs used, foreigners who taxi you about for a shocking price, who cook your chicken until it’s pink for a shocking price and an upset stomach - youre favourite! Let’s not forget pleasure Isla — nevermind she’s skint..but anyways come to cleethorpes if you wanna step on dirty needles on the av, contract diseases from our famous prozzys or more!

Just remember to always tick your drugs here bc nobody’s hard here!

Tourist: Oh I’m so happy to be at Cleethorpes. It seems so good!
11 year old boy: Ayo wagwan g , you got any fags for me fam , safe g
42 year old prozzy: if you buy me a giffgaff top up, 20 fags and a £10 wilko gift card, I’ll let you spunk on my face
Winos out in society: *sniffing coke*

Bouncers: *choking out every fuck* ZERO CHILL

by Dan glee balls 12342 October 24, 2019

Cleethorpes

A smacked up place that the Yorkies adore, got fuck all here for you except people asking you where the best coke is. Don’t forget the finest prostitutes straight out of the sex clinic are located right here, if you want a good time with an STD lucky dip, get your horny arse to Clee. Don’t worry though, they will take anything - chips, kfc, 20 packs of jps or a giffgaff top up! If you’re looking for a nice homey seaside don’t come here, it’s a dirty river full of used condoms and everyone’s piss. Fancy a late night hike? Around cleethorpes, you can see our finest attractions! These include; crackhead corners where they itch like a bitch and beg you for 20p, finest chinese with every breed of dogs used, foreigners who taxi you about for a shocking price, who cook your chicken until it’s pink for a shocking price an upset stomach - youre favourite! Let’s not forget pleasure Isla — nevermind she’s skint..but anyways come to cleethorpes if you wanna step on dirty needles on the av, contract diseases from our famous prozzys or more!

Just remember to always tick your drugs here bc nobody’s hard here

Tourist: Oh I’m so happy to be at Cleethorpes. It seems so good!
11 year old boy: Ayo wagwan g , you got any fags for me fam , safe g
42 year old prozzy: if you buy me a giffgaff top up, 20 fags and a £10 wilko gift card, I’ll let you spunk on my face
Winos out in society: *sniffing coke*

Bouncers: *choking out every fuck* ZERO CHILL
Tourist: Oh golly gosh what a shit fuckin place

by Dangleeballzxx October 24, 2019

Clenthzombiac

It's a disorder that makes you bathe over and over again and you don't feel clean. Similar to OCD, but to the extreme.

Symptoms:
-A constant urge to bathe.
- Feeling dirty after showering.
-Internal guilt or despair.
-Showering more than 3 times a day.
-Constant anxiety.
-Urge to bathe over and over again.

Example: When a victim gets raped and feels dirty , they rush to take a shower to feel better and to clean up. But finds that the shower doesn't make them feel clean. ( Internally the victim feels dirty)

Can be used like:

"You are suffering from Clenthzombia."
"You are a Clenthzombiac."
"Your acting like a Clenthzombiac."

by Dr. Mellowhype April 19, 2013

cleetirous

A hicks cousins clitoris

"Damn bobby you did done destroyed that cleetirous last night"

by DoucheNozMcgee December 12, 2016